FAIL

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A Turkish couple decided to GO BIG and float into their wedding ceremony in a boat suspended in the air by ropes... Unfortunately, it wasn't the smooth sailing they practiced in the rehearsal. One of the ropes snaps, sending the vessel plummeting, the bride flying, and the groom slamming to the floor.

Was this dude's intention to turn in for a solid night of couchsurfing, take up residency in the tender loving care-deprived confines of the proverbial dog house? If so, my condolences bro, cause you secured a solid spot on a plush leathery pillow of lonesomeness. We can all fairly suggest you didn't fail to accomplish that much. I sympathize with the fact that it must've been tough living up to the expectations of the unicorn and carriage ride through a snow-packed, mid-February Central Park ride she so longingly desired. BUT, this was not the next best step.

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At a certain point you just gotta cut your losses and give up on your initial pick-up strategy broheme. This guy is a prime example of a clueless dude blinded by the imagined brilliance of fruit-themed puns that only serve to earn him the stone cold shoulder from what could've been a perfectly decent match.

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