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Idiot Shamelessly Starts GoFundMe Campaign to Buy GF Engagement Ring, Gets Brutally Roasted

This cheap bastard is in a self-inflicted free fall for the bottom of the desirability totem pole after pulling a stunt like this. I mean, dude, if you can't pool together enough funds for a damn decent engagement ring; and you're so devoid of common decency/self-awareness that you seek relief through a GoFundMe campaign --- it's time to buckle your bootstraps and get your shit together. The real wonder here is how this girl stayed with him long enough for it to get to engagement ring point: there had to have been other warning signs. 

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Via: HammyTV
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Ah, to date a YouTube prankster, is to live a life endlessly vulnerable to the trollworthy whims of an overgrown manchild.

The young lady in this video made her big debut recently with that whole, 'girlfriend gets off in front mom with hidden vibrator' FAIL of a prank'; and it looks like her boyfriend deemed her as having enough recovery time for the sake of dropping his latest, cringe-inducing antic.

I was definitely a bigger fan of the previous prank, because the camera gives a lot more well-deserved love to his beaut of a girlfriend; but hey, a dude can hope the next one falls back more on that beat.

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Via: Throwmetothemoonn
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This guy's story that he shared over on Reddit's "Today I F**ked Up' thread will leave you shook. I can only imagine what that guy is doing right now, after his devastating realization...

“This happened yesterday. So, I was lying on my bed in my room at home, reading, when I heard the front door open and my flatmate come in with a girl. He clearly didn’t think I was home, because they immediately went to his room (which shares a wall with mine). I was mildly amused by this, so I decided not to go out and ruin their fun.

“Before long, they start getting down to it and, since they didn’t think I was home, they weren’t shy about being vocal. He was grunting away, and she was moaning pretty loudly, shouting his name, etc. All this noise started to turn me on, so I started masturbating, figuring that this was better than porn because it was real-life. Eventually, the girl started moaning even louder, which I took to indicate that she was cumming, and there was some definite wall-banging as well, so it didn’t take me long to finish either. Satisfied, I went back to my book.

“After about half an hour or so, I was bored of being confined to my room, so I went out into the lounge, not really caring if I’d embarrass them; we’re all adults, we can just laugh it off.

“I walked into the lounge to find my flatmate sitting on the couch, watching TV, with his arm around my little sister.

“Christ. What have I done?”

Via: SRC-TV
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A Turkish couple decided to GO BIG and float into their wedding ceremony in a boat suspended in the air by ropes... Unfortunately, it wasn't the smooth sailing they practiced in the rehearsal. One of the ropes snaps, sending the vessel plummeting, the bride flying, and the groom slamming to the floor.