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Joey Royle knows how to make the best out of an otherwise infuriating situation. Can you imagine if some chick out there was giving out your number to an endless series of thirsty men, and you'd never actually met her---which he hasn't. See his antics in action below:

21-year-old Caitlin Whitlock from Troy, Michigan was rifling through her old things at her folks' place recently when she came across AmericanGirl Library's book--a dating guide full of conversation starters for girls to use. She definitely made the most of her find by taking one particular conversation starter, 'I wish they'd teach us more about Vikings' and using it in her dating life. Since then she's started a hilarious movement:

Today, some girl took to Twitter to gloat about her boyfriend gifting her some beautiful, glorious promise rings, as if that gesture carried the weight of the world in romantic implications. If only she could've known the blind rage she'd inspire.

Maybe you've been there, maybe you haven't; but these tales of blue-balled heartbreak and woe practically scream sexual frustration from out the screen. Here's to hoping you never find yourself in one of these cockblocking pickles.