You Beet Me To It

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Actually, I think we've got a couple jokes for you:

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Well? How were they? Did you like them? autocowrecks - pun this shucks

FINE I'M SORRY THEY DIDN'T APPEAL TO YOU

Autocowrecks: Runs in the Family

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It took the better part of a month, but everything's finally censored. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, CREEPY PEDOSTACHE WHEAT-THINS MANVERTISER.

Swing and a Miss

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By the time you find yourself asking the recipient of your cheesy pickup line to answer you, it's already too late.