Snoop Dogg's Instajokes

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Snoop Dogg's Instajokes
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This is from Snoop Dogg's actual Instagram account. He's owned it for almost a year now (since Jan. 19, 2011 - here at Acw we CARE about FACTS) and apparently loves mixing sepia tones and self-effacing humor almost as much as he loves mixing gin and juice.

Swing and a Miss

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Swing and a Miss
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By the time you find yourself asking the recipient of your cheesy pickup line to answer you, it's already too late.

You Beet Me To It

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You Beet Me To It
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Actually, I think we've got a couple jokes for you:

autocowrecks - pun lettuce pray

autocowrecks - pun unicorn

Well? How were they? Did you like them? autocowrecks - pun this shucks

FINE I'M SORRY THEY DIDN'T APPEAL TO YOU

Let Me Mullet Over

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Let Me Mullet Over
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Both of these strapping young gentlemen have grown magnificent full-bodied and not-at-all-false mustaches, but only one of them has spelled "mustache" correctly.