pun

By the time you find yourself asking the recipient of your cheesy pickup line to answer you, it's already too late.

It kept falling into the earth's crust, sucking the lake along after it.

Unfortunately, even though she's getting naked, she has to leave the top on if she wants to shake it. It rather defeats the whole purpose.

Actually, I think we've got a couple jokes for you:

Well? How were they? Did you like them?

FINE I'M SORRY THEY DIDN'T APPEAL TO YOU

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