Autocowrecks: Runs in the Family

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It took the better part of a month, but everything's finally censored. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, CREEPY PEDOSTACHE WHEAT-THINS MANVERTISER.

Projectile Physics 101

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You really have to watch that one show from NBC that just came back from hiatus to get this joke. Sorry.

Keeping Ahead of the Pun Curve

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Ugh, it was so long ago that we were still breathlessly waiting for the season opener of American Idol. Is that show still going?

Swing and a Miss

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By the time you find yourself asking the recipient of your cheesy pickup line to answer you, it's already too late.

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