Spermnapping

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Spermnapping
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From the submitter:

So my fiance really wants to have a baby.

I'm not sure "really wants" is strong enough, dude. "Passionately craves" might be closer.

Time To Rally the Troops

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Time To Rally the Troops
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At this point it's probably more sensible to just send a single mass text, but hey that's just me.

Give or Take a Couple Weeks

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Give or Take a Couple Weeks
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This is no doubt how the news was broken to Snooki. lololJersey Shore jokes.