Give or Take a Couple Weeks

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Give or Take a Couple Weeks
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This is no doubt how the news was broken to Snooki. lololJersey Shore jokes.

Once You Pop, the Fun Don't Stop

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Once You Pop, the Fun Don't Stop
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The original could technically make sense, since sex burns calories and makes going to the gym irrelevant. Five solid hours of conceiving is equal to one hour at the gym. #factsimadeup

Time To Rally the Troops

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Time To Rally the Troops
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At this point it's probably more sensible to just send a single mass text, but hey that's just me.