Time To Rally the Troops

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Time To Rally the Troops
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At this point it's probably more sensible to just send a single mass text, but hey that's just me.

Once You Pop, the Fun Don't Stop

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Once You Pop, the Fun Don't Stop
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The original could technically make sense, since sex burns calories and makes going to the gym irrelevant. Five solid hours of conceiving is equal to one hour at the gym. #factsimadeup

Snooki and Pregnant

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Snooki and Pregnant
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It's all fun and games until the inevitable smorgasbord of child abuse meltdown documented in heavy rotation on MTV.

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Spermnapping

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Spermnapping
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From the submitter:

So my fiance really wants to have a baby.

I'm not sure "really wants" is strong enough, dude. "Passionately craves" might be closer.

Give or Take a Couple Weeks

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Give or Take a Couple Weeks
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This is no doubt how the news was broken to Snooki. lololJersey Shore jokes.

Something You Can Do When You're Bored

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Something You Can Do When You're Bored
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Then you can post the results here! We'll all marvel at your ballsy trolling and you'll get a HUGE self-esteem boost.