Clearly the Most Honorable Response

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relationships,pregnant,funny
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As a Woman, I'm Pretty Sure I Didn't Impregnate You

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conceived,conception,pregnant,wrong number
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WAIT WHAT

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iPhones,wait what,pregnant,gossip
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The End Is Nigh

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Death,jersey shore,pregnant,snooki
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The Christmas Gift That Keeps on Giving

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belly,papa,pic,pregnant
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Time To Rally the Troops

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At this point it's probably more sensible to just send a single mass text, but hey that's just me.

We're Not Pregnant! We Have to Tell Everyone!

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not pregnant,period,pregnant,that text
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