Once You Pop, the Fun Don't Stop

Favorite
autocorrect,chips,gym,pregnant,pringles
- -

The original could technically make sense, since sex burns calories and makes going to the gym irrelevant. Five solid hours of conceiving is equal to one hour at the gym. #factsimadeup

Something You Can Do When You're Bored

Favorite
AutocoWrecks,pregnant,random number,troll,trolling,wrong number
- -

Then you can post the results here! We'll all marvel at your ballsy trolling and you'll get a HUGE self-esteem boost.

Give or Take a Couple Weeks

Favorite
dating,knocked up,parenting,pregnant,relationships
- -

This is no doubt how the news was broken to Snooki. lololJersey Shore jokes.

Time To Rally the Troops

Favorite
iphone,pregnant,rally the troops,tell the world
- -

At this point it's probably more sensible to just send a single mass text, but hey that's just me.