At this point it's probably more sensible to just send a single mass text, but hey that's just me.
The original could technically make sense, since sex burns calories and makes going to the gym irrelevant. Five solid hours of conceiving is equal to one hour at the gym. #factsimadeup
It's all fun and games until the inevitable smorgasbord of child abuse meltdown documented in heavy rotation on MTV.
From the submitter:
So my fiance really wants to have a baby.
I'm not sure "really wants" is strong enough, dude. "Passionately craves" might be closer.
This is no doubt how the news was broken to Snooki. lololJersey Shore jokes.
Then you can post the results here! We'll all marvel at your ballsy trolling and you'll get a HUGE self-esteem boost.
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