The original could technically make sense, since sex burns calories and makes going to the gym irrelevant. Five solid hours of conceiving is equal to one hour at the gym. #factsimadeup
Then you can post the results here! We'll all marvel at your ballsy trolling and you'll get a HUGE self-esteem boost.
This is no doubt how the news was broken to Snooki. lololJersey Shore jokes.
At this point it's probably more sensible to just send a single mass text, but hey that's just me.
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