Both Involve Chickpeas

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autocorrect,text,mom,funny,hummus
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Everyone's Well-Traveled in Jersey

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Duh, everyone knows it's a blues singer.

Duh, everyone knows it's a super-cheerful Korean pop group.

MA! MA! MA! MOM!

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ma,mom,mommy,parent
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Stay Out of My Fanny

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Time For Your O-Face(Time)

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Crazy Legs Bobby Don't Take No Sass

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bedbugs,good night,mom,parenting,sleeping
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My stepdad takes "Don't let the bed bugs bite" to a whole new level xD

Oh Mom, You Make Me So Proud

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so proud,iPhones,flask,mom
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