But What Do You Think, Now That I Have Your Attention?

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But What Do You Think, Now That I Have Your Attention?
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Drat, why does "Son" have to be so close to "Marriage Counselor" on my contacts list?

Respect She Deserves

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Respect She Deserves
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Her son shows up in her contacts list as "Uterus Turd"

Mothers With Swag

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Mothers With Swag
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I'm pretty sure that the combination of a hash tag and the word "swag" is an oxymoron. Not so swag.