She's Just Playing Along

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This is only a step away from your mom tying a picture of Chris Pine to her face whenever you sit down for a family dinner.

Jesus Will Get Head Out of Your Head

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Untitled

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Only After You Receive All the Llamas

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When My Parents Call

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Judging by the picture, whenever his mom calls he's seized with panic and is shown desperately trying to remember whether he forgot her birthday (again).

When his dad calls, he puts on his Serious Man-Face and gets ready to field Serious Questions about his future and whether he's started saving up for a house yet.

You Can Pick Your Condiments, Not Your Family

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A Secret Buried in the Numbers

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Takes one to be spawned by one.