The Most Devious Mother in the Universe

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Rather than clean his room, the child fled the safety of his suburban home and foraged for Twinkie crumbs and Velveeta wrappers in the neighbors' garbage.

Remember That One Time I Popped Out of Your Womb?

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Who are you and why is my kid's name at the top of my screen right now

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