Sure is penis today.
This is an ancient and time-honored mom tactic.
...and what shows up whenever my ex calls:
Rather than clean his room, the child fled the safety of his suburban home and foraged for Twinkie crumbs and Velveeta wrappers in the neighbors' garbage.
Who are you and why is my kid's name at the top of my screen right now
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