Siri Is a Smarmy Bastard

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Siri Is a Smarmy Bastard
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The next time someone tells you that you hurt their feelings, try responding the same way Siri did. I can guarantee that you'll get thrown to the ground, unless the person you're speaking to had bought you and you're valued at several hundred dollars. That's why Siri gets a free pass.

Mommy's Drug Addiction Revealed

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Mommy's Drug Addiction Revealed
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An addiction that creates stress, speeds the aging process, and eats at your bank account? Yep, sounds like parenting. Or crack. But mostly parenting.

I Love You a Little Less Now

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I Love You a Little Less Now
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Great. Now I have the theme song from Rocket Power stuck in my head. THANKS A LOT.