Should Have Asked a Couple Hours Earlier

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The Romeo and Juliet balcony scene took place in the early morning, too. This is from an evil alternate-reality Romeo and Juliet who spend the entire play throwing pithy one-line insults at each other. They both wear goatees.

A Love as Vast as the Sea

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The Force Is Strong With This One

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Women, Don't Take This Abuse From Your Man

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(Bro)keback Phone

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I wish I knew how to quit you, bro.

My Magnanimity Allows Me to Overlook Your Lack of Education

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While I Was Stuck There, it Felt Like a Lifetime

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