Mommy's Drug Addiction Revealed

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An addiction that creates stress, speeds the aging process, and eats at your bank account? Yep, sounds like parenting. Or crack. But mostly parenting.

You Shut Your Whole Mouth

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This just warms the cockles of my heart. And arouses it at a very reasonable rate.

Ain't That Some Sh*t

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It'd still be a fail even if s/he hadn't missed the "r" in "shirts." YES SMELLING OTHER PEOPLE'S SHIRTS IS CREEPY.