Ate Nine?

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Ate Nine?
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See, now THIS is a joke where it actually makes sense to talk about ingesting sacred phalluses.

Being Forever Alone Is No Laughing Matter

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Being Forever Alone Is No Laughing Matter
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He found "Ha, april fools LOL" especially difficult to text, as his tears made his phone slippery

Scumbag Siri

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Scumbag Siri
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First she uses difficult words, then she gets sarcastic when you try to learn what they mean.