It looks like we finally heard the punchline to that knock-knock joke...
This is a classic example of taking one joke whale too far.
never leave your phone lying at the dinner table unattended
See, now THIS is a joke where it actually makes sense to talk about ingesting sacred phalluses.
Alright, so this is shopped. BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT IT'S A FUNNY JOKE.
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