First she uses difficult words, then she gets sarcastic when you try to learn what they mean.

Like coming out of the closet, except it's rudely forcing someone out.

See, now THIS is a joke where it actually makes sense to talk about ingesting sacred phalluses.

I mean, it's pretty funny, but I don't think it has anything to do with all the p33n in your mouth.

Do you know the joke about the GIVE UP and DELETE FROM CONTACTS LIST?