If You Know What I Mean

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Should "have been" for Halloween? Sounds like something went horribly, horribly wrong with your decision to dress as an anatomically correct Nyan Cat.

Scumbag Siri

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First she uses difficult words, then she gets sarcastic when you try to learn what they mean.

Ate Nine?

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See, now THIS is a joke where it actually makes sense to talk about ingesting sacred phalluses.

Horton Hears a Who

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I mean, it's pretty funny, but I don't think it has anything to do with all the p33n in your mouth.