Should "have been" for Halloween? Sounds like something went horribly, horribly wrong with your decision to dress as an anatomically correct Nyan Cat.
Okay now, jokes like that aren't appropriate and besides they're too potato.
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Alright, so this is shopped. BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT IT'S A FUNNY JOKE.
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