Scumbag Siri

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Scumbag Siri
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First she uses difficult words, then she gets sarcastic when you try to learn what they mean.

A Crappy Situation

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A Crappy Situation
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never leave your phone lying at the dinner table unattended

Ate Nine?

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Ate Nine?
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See, now THIS is a joke where it actually makes sense to talk about ingesting sacred phalluses.