I wish I knew how to quit you, bro.
Random person sent a happy birthday greeting to a wrong number, and received back a rather strange reply.
Bro: It's now a verb.
And usually i catch myself before I text something lame. Less so with speaking, which is why I somehow found myself blurting "The Puppy Bowl will be a total cat-tastrophe!" the other day. Dumb. Dogs aren't even cats.
Mmmm dem skinny jeans and dat eyeliner.
"Oh goodness, the way he put me down like that completely lowered my self-esteem and made me 100% more likely to go out with him!" swoon
If you're a tr00 playa, you'd best just play along.
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