Just, Uh, Just Forget It

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Just, Uh, Just Forget It
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Bro: It's now a verb.

And usually i catch myself before I text something lame. Less so with speaking, which is why I somehow found myself blurting "The Puppy Bowl will be a total cat-tastrophe!" the other day. Dumb. Dogs aren't even cats.

If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing the Exact Opposite

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If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing the Exact Opposite
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"Oh goodness, the way he put me down like that completely lowered my self-esteem and made me 100% more likely to go out with him!" swoon