I know that technically the joke is that autocorrect changed "bother" to "boner," but I'm more impressed at the "chillin with Jesus" status request.
Shhhh, bro. Don't fight it.
Not cool, dude. Not cool.
Yep, that's what all the teen phones are doing these days. Dancing, calling each other "bro," and talking about their ancestors. Often at the same time.
It's official: "douche canoe" is now mainstream.