Pop n' Lock

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Pop n' Lock
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Too bad Apple's patented that function. Welcome mat, prepare to get recalled

The iPhone Tall, Coming Soon!

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We all know the iPhone 5 got taller, but just how tall did it get?

Featuring a cameo from JPL's mohawk man, Bobak Ferdowsi.

I'm Starting to Hate Myself For Owning an iPhone...

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But my Apple doesn't get viruses! IT REALLY DOESN'T.

Thanks For That Drumline

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Thanks For That Drumline
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That's right, Wreckers: from now on, this site will be only consist of a series of two-part question-and-punchline jokes. A poor drawing of a trollface doing a rimshot will be added as if to say "IT'S A JOKE. YOU CAN LAUGH. DON'T BE AFRAID."

All welcome your new god.

You Seem to Feel Pretty Facebook-Unjumble-Fightsongs-Kayak-ing Strongly About It

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You Seem to Feel Pretty Facebook-Unjumble-Fightsongs-Kayak-ing Strongly About It
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Since we have to be pretty strict about censr0ing on this site (Wheat Thins™ have very Victorian sensibilities!), I'm tempted to replace all f-bombs with "Facebook-UnJumble-FightSongs-KAYAK." It's like the phonetic alphabet except more app-propriate.