IT'S NOT THE iPHONE 5 DAMMIT

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IT'S NOT THE iPHONE 5 DAMMIT
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You can't fool us with your needlessly obtuse numbering system Apple.

I'm Starting to Hate Myself For Owning an iPhone...

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But my Apple doesn't get viruses! IT REALLY DOESN'T.

Bow Down To Your New God!

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Bow Down To Your New God!
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I believe we call that "Capitalism."