Yesss, Goooood, Buy Our Phones!

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It's Samsung's REALLY Aggressive Marketing Campaign

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RIP RIM, RIP BlackBerry

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In the wake of plummeting share prices, revenue, and a long and costly patent lawsuit from NTP, Research In Motion (RIM) created a Youtube video thanking the developers they had previously partnered with for their longstanding loyalty. With Apple and Android platforms crushing the mobile market right now, you can't help but feel a little sad watching this video. Having your VP of developer relations making a video essentially telling customers to "stay tuned" and "keep being optimistic" doesn't exactly mean the company is doing too well...

It's Only Fair, Since Apple Has Been Around Since the 15th Century

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GEE, THANKS!

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You Seem to Feel Pretty Facebook-Unjumble-Fightsongs-Kayak-ing Strongly About It

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Since we have to be pretty strict about censr0ing on this site (Wheat Thins™ have very Victorian sensibilities!), I'm tempted to replace all f-bombs with "Facebook-UnJumble-FightSongs-KAYAK." It's like the phonetic alphabet except more app-propriate.

Bigger Is Better

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Alt caption: buys moustache curler, uses the heat from the iPhone's energy-hemorrhaging battery to do the exact same thing.