Next up: Photographing yourself in the mirror with your car's rear-view camera.

I don't know how to explain it, but something about Ellen reading probably-fake auto-corrects out loud is hilarious.

Pawn Stars: Does it raise the value of respect you're willing to trade for it, or render it fit only for the junkyard?

Sure are a lot of TV show references today.

You really have to watch that one show from NBC that just came back from hiatus to get this joke. Sorry.