Also for example, everyone always asks me what I'm wearing or if I'll marry them, and that makes me sad too.
The last episode of everyone's favorite sitcom geekfest, the Big Bang Theory, had Raj fall in love with the only woman who'd give him the time of day: Siri. Hilarity and awkward dinner parties ensue.
Careful, though: Siri has a history of getting TOO committed to a relationship.