From the original source:
My friend gets random text, he trolls away.
I'm surprised it took as long as it did for this to become a thing.
Someone tried to use the famed cat facts technique on MeganBones, but they didn't count on her enthusiasm and knowledge for cats outlasting theirs.
Note to would-be prank callers: don't EVER try this on someone who knows more about cats than you do.
It might be time to downsize your cat collection.
And it STILL smells like tuna.