It might be time to downsize your cat collection.

From the submitter:

"Take 1 Late Night + 18 Cats + 1 Stolen iPad + 1 Stolen Car = Long Distance Relationship Trolling"

Cats have it rough when it comes to phones.

Sorry cats, you're limited by your lower level of intelligence and your lack of opposable thumbs.

There was a brief moment of mercy toward the end when you told him he had the wrong number, but it was still a little OOC, dude. Luckily he didn't get it.

The lady's emoji face should have less smile and a more lonely, lonely tears.