Hey, at least there weren't any bombs involved!
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Jeez, Mom, lern2mixers.
I've heard of the "call of nature," but the text of nature? That's new.
"Happy Holidaze, Mom!"
"Aaahhh, now I get it! Happy Holidaze to you too, Son!"
"Because you're sure as hell getting a rise out of me by texting me at 3:30 in the damn morning!"
But how many is an emoticon worth? Ten?