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chinet,iphone,paper plates,sms,text messaging
By Unknown
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You kept saying that your steering wheel was over 50 percent stronger than the leading disposable dinnerware brand! What the hell, man?

batman,sms,text message,texting,the dark knight,the dark knight rises
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"Because you're sure as hell getting a rise out of me by texting me at 3:30 in the damn morning!"

AutocoWrecks,drunk text,drunk texting,drunkish,sms,text messaging,texting,txt,txt messaging,txt msg,txting
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Excuse me, I'm fluent in Drunkish. Ahem!

"Hey man, I'm all for Hugo asking Bruno out on a date. They really seem like they have a lot in common."

"Let me re-phrase, I'm STRON[G]LY in favor of it!"

"What????"

"They go together like N and Ñ in the Spanish alphabet!"

"I'd like to talk to you on the phone about it, but it's too damn loud in here."

"Lord, that's odd! The po-po just showed up to the party and they just signed up on the beer pong table queue!"

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