This summer, some guy named Mark is...
The Warned Identity.
"Alright, who's on coconut milk duty?"
"I don't know, ask these guys.
Please don't kill me!
Jeez, Mom, lern2mixers.
"Happy Holidaze, Mom!"
"Aaahhh, now I get it! Happy Holidaze to you too, Son!"
She was on a little bit of a bad ass streak.
"Jesus 5:14 (or something): Thou shalt pick ur parents up and driev them wherever they want lol."
"Dad... I think you just made that one up..."