Watch as Dad Gets Drunker and Drunker

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"Jesus 5:14 (or something): Thou shalt pick ur parents up and driev them wherever they want lol."

"Dad... I think you just made that one up..."

The Drunk Translator: It's Official

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More phone phunny over at Autocowrecks!

You Thought You Were at a Potluck!

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You kept saying that your steering wheel was over 50 percent stronger than the leading disposable dinnerware brand! What the hell, man?

Quick! To Google Translate!

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Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, I'm Sorry!

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Please don't kill me!

Hang On a Sec, Poop is Texting Me Again

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I've heard of the "call of nature," but the text of nature? That's new.

Ninth Time's the Charm

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Maybe the fine folks at Autocowrecks can help you out.