"Alright, who's on coconut milk duty?"
"I don't know, ask these guys.
But how many is an emoticon worth? Ten?
More phone phunny over at Autocowrecks!
"Jesus 5:14 (or something): Thou shalt pick ur parents up and driev them wherever they want lol."
"Dad... I think you just made that one up..."
We have the top scientists trying to figure what the hell you said.
"Because you're sure as hell getting a rise out of me by texting me at 3:30 in the damn morning!"