"Because you're sure as hell getting a rise out of me by texting me at 3:30 in the damn morning!"
But how many is an emoticon worth? Ten?
Sun, we're very disappointed in you.
Excuse me, I'm fluent in Drunkish. Ahem!
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"Let me re-phrase, I'm STRON[G]LY in favor of it!"
"They go together like N and Ñ in the Spanish alphabet!"
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