Are You "The Dark Knight Rises?"

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Are You "The Dark Knight Rises?"
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"Because you're sure as hell getting a rise out of me by texting me at 3:30 in the damn morning!"

A Picture's Worth 1000 Words

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A Picture's Worth 1000 Words
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But how many is an emoticon worth? Ten?

Lessons in Drunkish

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Lessons in Drunkish
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Excuse me, I'm fluent in Drunkish. Ahem!

"Hey man, I'm all for Hugo asking Bruno out on a date. They really seem like they have a lot in common."

"Let me re-phrase, I'm STRON[G]LY in favor of it!"

"What????"

"They go together like N and Ñ in the Spanish alphabet!"

"I'd like to talk to you on the phone about it, but it's too damn loud in here."

"Lord, that's odd! The po-po just showed up to the party and they just signed up on the beer pong table queue!"

Legend of the Drunken Master

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Legend of the Drunken Master
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Hey, at least there weren't any bombs involved!

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