Hey, at least there weren't any bombs involved!
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Please don't kill me!
Jeez, Mom, lern2mixers.
"Because you're sure as hell getting a rise out of me by texting me at 3:30 in the damn morning!"
But how many is an emoticon worth? Ten?
Maybe the fine folks at Autocowrecks can help you out.
This summer, some guy named Mark is...
The Warned Identity.