Don't Smoke the Crack, Or You'll Break Your Mother's Back!

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You wouldn't want to break your mother's back, would you? She's worked so hard to give you a comfortable life and a good education. I suppose if you wanted to be selfish and cruel, you could always break her back, even after all she's done for you. Not to mention the fact that you'd be ruining the sunrise for everyone everywhere if you did drugs. You don't want to be that guy, do you?

The Horse Was Quite Offended

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Banana Banned

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Sorry Sir But You Can't Do That Here

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We'd Punish Someone Who Wouldn't Shut Up About Twilight Too

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The Po-Po Get in on the Party

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As an officer of the law, you're exempt from "elbow over the table" bro-code, namely because the first person who calls you out for it gets an open container violation and a night in the drunk tank. Yes, let the wookie--err I mean cop--win.

Magician Pranks a Cop by Trying to Sell Weed to Him

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It's probably not the best idea to prank cops, because they'll probably shoot you.