The Po-Po Get in on the Party

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As an officer of the law, you're exempt from "elbow over the table" bro-code, namely because the first person who calls you out for it gets an open container violation and a night in the drunk tank. Yes, let the wookie--err I mean cop--win.

Booze News: Justin Clark of North Liberty, Iowa Blows a 0.627 During a DUI Breathalyzer Test

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Let's put this in perspective: the legal limit for driving while intoxicated is a BAC of 0.08, meaning this guy had eight times the legal limit in his system. Furthermore, in Iowa state police academy curriculum, officers are taught that a person with a BAC of 0.40 are likely to be in a coma. This guy has 1.5 times the amount needed to kill a person, and he was still driving. Talk about holding your liquor!

"Kick Me" Ain't Good Enough Anymore

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That or it's not a good plan to kick a police officer...

Help, Police! It's a Beermergency!

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"Sir, stay calm! We have squad cars en route to Walmart to hook you up! Stay on the line!"

Uh Oh, Po Po!

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It's iced tea, officer, I swear!

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