We'd Punish Someone Who Wouldn't Shut Up About Twilight Too

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I'm Good to Go, Brah

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Help, Police! It's a Beermergency!

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"Sir, stay calm! We have squad cars en route to Walmart to hook you up! Stay on the line!"

He Didn't Get a Phone Call He Got a Sign

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Busted!

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Think of all the nasty surprises that you can have after waking up from a night of drunkenness. I'd put this at about the third or fourth highest.

HONK HONK That's the Sound of Da Police

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The Po-Po Get in on the Party

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As an officer of the law, you're exempt from "elbow over the table" bro-code, namely because the first person who calls you out for it gets an open container violation and a night in the drunk tank. Yes, let the wookie--err I mean cop--win.