I'm smelling advertisement, but this concept needs to be brought to a consumer level. The future is now, people!

NOTE: After 12 does not endorse the actions of one Ugandan warlord nor the proliferation of awareness of such a warlord on a site dedicated to parties. After 12 DOES endorse fruity cocktails that make the woo girls happy, however.

WARNING: This parody video demonstration contains scenes and language depicting THAT GUY at the party in the process of being THAT GUY. You have been warned.