WARNING: Party-time bro-tastic language in this video.

Or heaven, really. It's hard to tell at this point.

Apparently this is footage from an '80s television show from the UK? Don't worry, no dogs were harmed or made intoxicated in the making of this video - that's far too impolite for British sensibilities.

No seriously, we mean it. Please. Looking through his channel, his next video was downing a bottle of Elmo's Bubble Bath - likely a result of drinking a bottle of vodka.

And now, a few dozen messy and amazing ways to open a beer. Keep on showing us how it's done, New Zealand.

Jig your way over to our St. Paddy's Day site, drunkie. C'mon! We don't judge!

I'm smelling advertisement, but this concept needs to be brought to a consumer level. The future is now, people!