Please Charlie, tell us how you really feel about DJ Trump. We're all dying to know. In all seriousness, wtf happened Mr. Sheen? Did you snort a few lines of bad booger-sugar with a side of bath salts for good insanity-inducing measure, before taking it away with these strange Trump Hate-Haikus? Whatever the creative lubricant that went into these rage-filled tweets, we can only hope we get more of these fine displays of ridiculousness.

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It ain't easy to read off a teleprompter, especially when you're a reality-TV gameshow host at heart. They would never do that.

But before his speech to congress last night, he was just an everyman practicing in his limo. 

Luckily, we got a look at that and people started paying him a little lip service. Check it out:

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When you get arrested, you only get one phone call, but with this handy little guy, you can make as many as you need. 

Amazon is currently selling a "Beat The Boss 3in1" cellphone designed to do just that. With its compact design and rounded edges, you'll have no trouble at all shoving this thing where the sun don't shine and getting it behind bars. Yup, this is the perfect cellphone to cram into your ass and use in prison. 

Check out these specs:

Wow! The size of a finger! Sounds like this is just the phone you need to beat the boss. But don't take my word for it, check out what these satisfied customers thought:

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I'm all for the next bit of potentially credible, easily digestible video content that comes touting promises of life improvement. If a simple video compilation is the key to that mental chi, then shit, sign me up good sir. 

Via: Jimmy Kimmel Live
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Everyone knows that the finale of the Oscars was pretty much a disaster, but still a pretty funny one, especially Warren Beatty's reaction to seeing the envelope and promptly throwing Faye Dunaway under the bus.

But why are you listening to me? Why not get the story from the host, Jimmy Kimmel.  

Via: VICE
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Eight years in the making, the video collecting "Everything Is Terrible" has finished their pièce de résistance, the "Jerry Maguire Video Store" in Los Angeles, California. It's exactly what you think it is, too: A video store that only houses Jerry Maguire VHS tapes, and, boy, is it something. 

Now,you might think that this is stupid, but really, this is just phase one of a plan to make a pyramid in the desert that houses the world's largest collection of Jerry Maguire VHS tapes. So, is that stupid? 

Me to the Jerry Maguire Video Store:

via The Film Fatale

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Hey, hey, who am I?

You tweetin' at me? You tweetin' at me? I don't see anyone else here, so you must be tweeting' at me.

I'm Al Pacino. 

No, wait, shit. 

Ah, whatever. Are you tired of De Niro going on his weird anti-vaxing thing and shilling conspiracy theories to whatever idiot will listen? So are these tweeters, who are sending one of film's greatest actors a bunch of mean tweets. 

Look, you know what this is. Come for the mean tweets, stay for Bobby D telling them to suck his Bobby D. 

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