From the submitter:
"If he were a car mechanic, I wouldn't have this bumper. Good thing he isn't a baker..."
"Mmm, it's all right. It could use more America."
Nowadays bumpers are made out of plastic. Consider this a formal request of the auto industry to start making bumpers out of whatever Nokias are made out of... "noki-ite."
Yes. This man drilled holes in his bumper and "sewed" it back together with zip ties.
Who needs collision insurance when you have four holes drilled and two red ty-wraps !
Some people say I eat too many chocolate bars...