car bumper

Some people say I eat too many chocolate bars...

I was going to make a joke about the ADA card on the rear view mirror and how it explains the bumper, but something tells me that wooden't go over too well...

What should you do when you hit a deer and it breaks your headlight? Take a headlight out of your John Deere, of course!

Is the door holding up the bumper or is the bumper holding the door closed?

"Mmm, it's all right. It could use more America."

Styrofoam and duct tape. So beautiful...

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We've got screws and tape! We've got everything you want, And all of my puns are lame!

Nowadays bumpers are made out of plastic. Consider this a formal request of the auto industry to start making bumpers out of whatever Nokias are made out of... "noki-ite."

From the submitter:

"If he were a car mechanic, I wouldn't have this bumper. Good thing he isn't a baker..."

Although I will say nice job on the color blending!

So much bump you'd think it was a speakerbox.

Who needs collision insurance when you have four holes drilled and two red ty-wraps !