car bumper

Although I will say nice job on the color blending!

So much bump you'd think it was a speakerbox.

Nowadays bumpers are made out of plastic. Consider this a formal request of the auto industry to start making bumpers out of whatever Nokias are made out of... "noki-ite."

"Mmm, it's all right. It could use more America."

Yes. This man drilled holes in his bumper and "sewed" it back together with zip ties.

Clearly the owner of this car does not learn from their mistakes. The remnants of the first attempt to hold the bumper on with duct tape are clearly visible, yet there is more duct tape holding it on. There's a fine line between persistence and learning from your mistakes, people!

We've got screws and tape! We've got everything you want, And all of my puns are lame!

Is the door holding up the bumper or is the bumper holding the door closed?

I was going to make a joke about the ADA card on the rear view mirror and how it explains the bumper, but something tells me that wooden't go over too well...

What should you do when you hit a deer and it breaks your headlight? Take a headlight out of your John Deere, of course!

Styrofoam and duct tape. So beautiful...

It's snowboarding season all year round.

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