car bumper

It's snowboarding season all year round.

We've got screws and tape! We've got everything you want, And all of my puns are lame!

Is the door holding up the bumper or is the bumper holding the door closed?

So much bump you'd think it was a speakerbox.

Some people say I eat too many chocolate bars...

Clearly the owner of this car does not learn from their mistakes. The remnants of the first attempt to hold the bumper on with duct tape are clearly visible, yet there is more duct tape holding it on. There's a fine line between persistence and learning from your mistakes, people!

"Mmm, it's all right. It could use more America."

Yes. This man drilled holes in his bumper and "sewed" it back together with zip ties.

Although I will say nice job on the color blending!

Who needs collision insurance when you have four holes drilled and two red ty-wraps !

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What should you do when you hit a deer and it breaks your headlight? Take a headlight out of your John Deere, of course!

From the submitter:

"If he were a car mechanic, I wouldn't have this bumper. Good thing he isn't a baker..."