car bumper

From the submitter:

"If he were a car mechanic, I wouldn't have this bumper. Good thing he isn't a baker..."

"Mmm, it's all right. It could use more America."

Although I will say nice job on the color blending!

Who needs collision insurance when you have four holes drilled and two red ty-wraps !

Nowadays bumpers are made out of plastic. Consider this a formal request of the auto industry to start making bumpers out of whatever Nokias are made out of... "noki-ite."

Is the door holding up the bumper or is the bumper holding the door closed?

I was going to make a joke about the ADA card on the rear view mirror and how it explains the bumper, but something tells me that wooden't go over too well...

Yes. This man drilled holes in his bumper and "sewed" it back together with zip ties.

We've got screws and tape! We've got everything you want, And all of my puns are lame!

Clearly the owner of this car does not learn from their mistakes. The remnants of the first attempt to hold the bumper on with duct tape are clearly visible, yet there is more duct tape holding it on. There's a fine line between persistence and learning from your mistakes, people!

What should you do when you hit a deer and it breaks your headlight? Take a headlight out of your John Deere, of course!

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