car bumper

Nowadays bumpers are made out of plastic. Consider this a formal request of the auto industry to start making bumpers out of whatever Nokias are made out of... "noki-ite."

Yes. This man drilled holes in his bumper and "sewed" it back together with zip ties.

Although I will say nice job on the color blending!

I was going to make a joke about the ADA card on the rear view mirror and how it explains the bumper, but something tells me that wooden't go over too well...

"Mmm, it's all right. It could use more America."

From the submitter:

"If he were a car mechanic, I wouldn't have this bumper. Good thing he isn't a baker..."

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We've got screws and tape! We've got everything you want, And all of my puns are lame!

So much bump you'd think it was a speakerbox.

Clearly the owner of this car does not learn from their mistakes. The remnants of the first attempt to hold the bumper on with duct tape are clearly visible, yet there is more duct tape holding it on. There's a fine line between persistence and learning from your mistakes, people!

Is the door holding up the bumper or is the bumper holding the door closed?

It's snowboarding season all year round.

Who needs collision insurance when you have four holes drilled and two red ty-wraps !