Adult film star Harriet Sugarcookie (what a damn 'stage' name full of sweetness) up and decided to go around questioning some well-known porn stars about those dirty and depraved thoughts that have raced across the sex-crazed mindscapes of many an individual. They even proceed to do us one better, and dish out some sex tips.
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In light of the unsettling realization about what the cartoon actually is, I can (try and) appreciate the "artist's" intentions here were coming from an allegedly good enough place. But I mean, damn, they should've seen the blowback coming on this one at some point. It's almost impressive. In a single cartoon they didn't fail to hit many of the widely-known trigger points. You know...sexism, feminism, etc.
With enough nudity and outlandishly sexualized dialogue, we're apt to believe just about anything. Thus is the ongoing conundrum of the grossly unrealistic average porn coming face to face with, well, 'the truth.' Some of these would have seemed ridiculous enough to fail to convince anyone they were remotely true, but alas, these confessions suggest otherwise. One of those AskReddit's that's both highly entertaining and discouraging all at once.
Well, that seals the deal: we're all getting lucky in one way or another tonight, am I right? The results themselves here are about on par with what you'd expect for the notorious, romantically-inclined, ever-commercialized holiday. People near and far definitely have the hard hearts on for the knee-buckling kind of orgasm that's artificially love-induced.
Let's just go ahead and call this what it is: a bunch of porn stars/scantily-clothed, busty women recycling age old sentiments of common sense; but still keeping us entertained, because like you know...hot chicks and boobs and stuff, man.
Disclaimer: Make sure you've fully digested your meal before even considering prying open the lid on this grotesque little pandora's box. The dude photographed penning this disturbed literary shit stain at the very least has a serious set of stones (or is completely out of touch with reality) for proceeding to write this on a damn plane. If the goal was to 'fly under the radar' you failed and then some, man.
Hell, maybe he was hustling trying to make deadline. I couldn't care less. No matter how you frame it, this one's been seven kinds of messed up since he sat down to write the sick puppy in the first place. The best ending possible to that story lies somewhere at the bottom of the Pacific.
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Warning: Mildly NSFW
Brace yourself gentle-ladies and gentlemen, because we are about to dive deep down the ever complex and mighty confusing rabbit's hole that is the female's brain. And in this case we're covering the biggest behemoth of 'em all: sex. For the sake of full disclosure here, I was genuinely aghast at some of these dark 'n depraved guilty pleasures; but at the same time, ultimately, to each her own. Right?
Via mirror.co
Chris Barnes, 32, was just getting ready to dive into his chicken nuggets when he looked up from his glorious meal to see naked women onscreen very clearly..gyrating. Apparently someone pulled off the screen heist by using an app via their smartphone.
A McDonald's spokeswoman said: “This is not content we would deem appropriate and regret it was visible for a short space of time. Having reviewed CCTV we strongly believe that this station was chosen by individuals outside the restaurant, made possible by certain smart phone apps which act as TV controls. Televisions are in place to enhance the customer experience in our restaurants, allowing them to access news, weather and travel information. It is unfortunate that some members of the public choose to ruin this for the majority.”
