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Owner Shuts Down Customer's Complaint With Simple Math

Sometimes you've gotta handle a customer's aggressive stupidity with cold, hard, mathematical logic. This owner managed to get it done like a true champion. 

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Tumblr Thread Does The Math On Eating "A Whole Jesus"

Tumblr can get down into some wild rabbit holes, like what Disney does with its dirty pictures and what day Ice Cube's "Good Day" was. So here we have a simple question of how many wafers and wine you'd have to consume in order to, as a child says, "eat a whole Jesus." Gotta love an inquisitive mind.

Tumblr thread answers the question how many wafers and wine it would take to eat jesus' body weight.
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Tumblr's Dissection of Pokemon's Probability System Is Maddening and Amazing

Tumblr loves to obsess over stuff, and Pokemon games are just one of those near and dear topics that people can't stop talking about. To start, you have some of the insane math and puzzles programmed into the games, followed by a staunch defense of how incredible the programming is. Then you get to see what people have done with the games since then, like a gaming escape artists and a synopsis of the insane endeavor that was "Twitch Plays Pokemon." Wild stuff.

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Guy Does Math On How Strong Officials Say Weed Is Now

Every few years, government officials and experts come out and try to say how weed is 10 or 20 times stronger than it was a few years ago. Even using some grade school math, we're left with pretty astronomical figures on how potent weed is supposed to be. Activist and author  Dana Larsen put together a short thread on how strong it would have to be today if everyone had been telling the truth.

Guy compares strengths of weed through time and does the math to see how strong officials claim weed to be.
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Incompetent "Karen The CFO" Uses Calculator That Doesn't Follow Order Of Operations, Gets Fired By CEO

This incompetent Karen should absolutely have not been the company's CFO. And the reason boils down to the fact that she was dismissing other people's opinions because she put more trust in her calculator that didn't properly calculate the order of operations. 

Incompetent Karen The CFO gets fired by her CEO after he realizes that she's been calculating company finances with a calculator that doesn't follow the order of operations.
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Twitter Users Compete Over Proper Way To Solve A Tricky Equation

You might feel like your back in math class after getting caught up in this equation. Seemingly simple enough on the surface, it has stirred up quite the controversy on Twitter. People can't seem to agree, and some suggest that it's pretty much impossible to solve because the parenthesis is incorrect. What do you guys think? Is it in fact 1 OR 16. 

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Twitter Users Explain Their Complicated Paths To Solving Simple Math Problems

For some people the path to solving a seemingly simple math problem can be all kinds of complicated. It's funny how difficult we make it for ourselves to crunch them numbers, but sometimes that's the only way. 

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11 Memes Of All The Sh*t You Can Buy Instead Of Apple's $999 Stand

Apple recently revealed that their new $5000 dollar computer does not come with the stand. Here's a video of them unveiling their thousand dollar stand. Thanks Apple. Anyway, the internet did what it did best and did the math on the other things you could buy if you have $999 laying around. Choose wisely.

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Nerd Out With People's Funniest Math And Science Jokes

Can't help but love some good old science/math-related humor. It's nerdy as hell, and filled to the brim with facepalm worthy laughs. 

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Tumblr Runs the Math on How Strong Ash Ketchum Is

If he was always this strong, maybe his mom wasn't crazy to let him leave home at the age of ten. If Pokemon was a huge part of your childhood too, then you might be intrigued by the surprising canonic strength of Ash Ketchum. Leave it to Tumblr to do the math on a seemingly inconsequential piece of pop culture, like the time someone figured out the day Ice Cube's "Good Day" was.

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12 Brilliantly Vandalized School Text Books That Doodled Smiles on Our Faces

Sure, you could mess around with mustaches and devil horns but these ones are professional. We all had that friend in school who had a pen and a dream. Maybe you were that kid. If you're out there, we applaud your creativity, lack of respect for authority, and short attention span. Here are some bathroom stall musings from people with markers and a sense of humor.

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Tumblr User Runs The Math On The Exact Day Ice Cube Was Talking About

Remember Ice Cube's 1992 hit "Today Was a Good Day"? It's the track where Ice Cube describes a day of drinking, the Lakers being the Supersonics, driving around on three wheels and not having to use his AK. We've all heard it. We all love it. But Tumblr user hiphopfightsback decided to try to figure out if it was actually a real day in history and what that date was. This is Tumblr at it's finest. 

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This kid doesn't even have to worry about Math class, dude. He is SET. Pack up those two calculators and take your show on the road, my man. You've made it. 

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Guy Does the Sad Math on the Odds of Finding His Soulmate

When you post a wholesome meme, remember that there are people out there very willing to put in some effort to undermine the message and make themselves feel bad. It's a lot for this guy, right out of the gate to assume only 1% of people find him unattractive, but what else can we do but take his word for it. Math is fun!

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Hilariously Enraged Dude Has Meltdown On Twitter After Discovering The Imperial System

Sometimes it's funny to laugh at other people's misery. I don't know where that comes from, but it's a part of human nature that I accept. That's why this thread on Twitter is absolutely hilarious. This guy really suffers when he learns about the imperial system. Take a deep breath, bro. It is all going to work out. This is a good and enlightening development for you. 

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