Mark sounds like an insecure case of serious red flags. He's asking his girlfriend in this situation to just "unlove" all of her past boyfriends. Not only is that a bit extra, but very strange phrasing. Sounds like this relationship's going to need some serious growth and boundary work if it's going to go anywhere.
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A recent AskReddit thread has people sharing what kinds of weird and/or unexpected stuff their partners did in the middle of sex, that just killed the sexy times vibe for them. Hard to imagine getting going with someone licking your eyeball. That was probably the weirdest foreplay situation we came across while browsing through these wonderfully funny sex stories.
These Tinder users are either actually doing a decent job at making cheesy pickup lines and witty banter work for themselves, or they're nothing short of a flaming disaster that never should've gotten on the app in the first place. There's one thing when it comes to Tinder that's for sure, and that is that we can always count on people making hilarious fools of themselves.
This guy unknowingly left his girlfriend at a random gas station out in a desert in Arizona. From the moment of his panicked realization to when he went and rescued her, he drove faster than he ever had in his whole life. Apparently he assumed that his relationship was up in flames due to his forgetfulness.
It turns out this guy was just clowning around with his girlfriend, who took to Twitter to reassure everyone that they were in fact joking and have a healthy relationship. Phew, cause for a second it looked like the boyfriend was pulling all kinds of lazy moves.
This girl mistakenly traumatized her now ex-boyfriend by enclosing him in a space with tons of butterflies. The real kicker here is that the poor guy was already deathly afraid of moths. Sounds like things just weren't working out for these two. Can't imagine the look on his face when this happened.
Couples are sharing what surprised them the most about moving in with their partners (females/males). You haven't lived yet till you've moved in with your girlfriend and discovered a Chewbacca like hair monster in the bottom of your sink. Or how about the million bobby pins that continue surfacing around the place, while you've never seen your girlfriend actually use one.
When this guy's ex-girlfriend wouldn't let him break the lease, he did what any upstanding citizen would do; he showed up when she was in the middle of getting down with her new boyfriend, and he brought bagels! This is definitely one of the more entertaining revenge stories we've come across in a while.
If you're looking for more sweet and satisfying revenge drama we recommend checking out the time a co-worker got an employee fired, and they ended up taking their revenge years later. People are animals.
This off duty cop intervened like a true hero when he overheard a full-fledged douche mistreating his date. At one point it sounds like he heard him threaten the poor, terrified lady by telling her he knew where she lived cause he picked her up. The cop proceeded to handle the situation like a professional, and get the guy's information. After the date from hell dipped, the cop invited the shaken woman to sit down and finish her meal with his family.
It's as if this dude's goal was to breakup with his girlfriend without actually having to do the damn thing. When you find yourself in life thinking about charging your girlfriend for snacks, it is a dire time for a relationship assessment. Seems like a solid case of looking for a weak excuse to dip the ship. In this case the girlfriend actually finds out about his post! How about that.
We're back with a fresh collection of Tinder users doing their best to annoy, charm, or hook up with another willing candidate on an app that often seems like a plain old loveless place. These Tinder users definitely swung for the fences, and the results are amazingly not all bad. Maybe the direct approach is more effective on this app than people make it out to be.
