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Bro, do you even swipe? Whatever you're doing with your tinder, you're doing it wrong. This profile might make your heart skip a beat, but it better not skip leg day. We applaud a sense of humor like this on a dating app. Looks like she can pick up just about anyone or anything.

The population of Tinderers never fails to keep things comfortably on the side of immaturity, spicy witty banter, bold (and/or clueless) pickup lines, and shamelessness. These are all A+ examples. If you need more of what the wild word of Tinder has to offer, look over here. 

Before there was Netflix and Chill, there was Fencing or Frenching. This young woman's ludicrous tale is one hell of a medieval-esque emotional rollercoaster. Apparently you can find the original script that inspired the eventual Twitter thread, over here.

Tom is straight f**ked. What is it about spectating full-fledged public meltdowns that is so damn satisfying deep within our souls. Maybe cause it doesn't involve us...

"With what money" is probably not the response she was looking for after taking a leap of faith, my dude. 

Goes to show the best thing to do is keep your head amidst the chaos of a panicked moment. Thankfully, this guy was okay, and didn't end up suffering the full fury of neglecting his food allergy after a late night out. 

You never know what to expect when someone jumps right out the gate with this kind of "blushes as I climb onto your lap" business. And this guy is PERSISTENT to a creepy fault. Has this strategy ever won over a stranger? Seriously, has this ever worked?

These relationships seem terribly fragile with insecurity and passive aggressiveness. That and then there are a few that show all signs of an imminent breakup. 

What a gent we have here. He offered her his last 100 bucks! I mean, that kind of selfless, wholesomely motivated action warrants a response right? Well, therein lies this guy's biggest problem, and that's that he's pestering a woman who went on Tinder to broadcast her search for a sugar daddy. It was a joke from the get go, my dude. Love can be a blinding beast of a thing. Hopefully he's able to move on....

Time heals all wounds. Some take longer than others. Hopefully these people are well on their path to recovery. 

A+ for effort. This dude might've inspired a full-on movement. 

The disparity in their opinion on how the date went could not be more comically enormous. Wow, and yikes a thousand times over. 

Sometimes your gut just tells you that things aren't going to work out, and that it's time to dip ship ASAP. 

Rule #1 of Tinder: If you can tell the best dad joke, you will one day get to become a dad.

The thing about airing out your dirty laundry (relationship woes) on Facebook, is we all have to smell it with you. And some people bring a solid lot of zero common sense and irreverence to the table, in your time of heartbroken need. 

Some of these are borderline psychotically manipulative. But love is an easy thing to go crazy over.