dating

These self-proclaimed cheaters took to Whisper to share their reasons and thoughts on why they just can't seem to help themselves, when it comes to the act of cheating. Whether you eat up any of what they're selling, as anything other than Grade A bullsh*t, is up to you! 

This young and brash woman felt the need to toss a guy's meticulously assembled, reasonably creative powerpoint Tinder profile, on Twitter for the wolves to tear at. But instead, she found him ready to face her with shameless wit, which was met with widespread approval and respect from others on Twitter. 

The population of Tinderers never fails to keep things comfortably on the side of immaturity, spicy witty banter, bold (and/or clueless) pickup lines, and shamelessness. These are all A+ examples. If you need more of what the wild word of Tinder has to offer, look over here. 

"Financial Dominatrix" sounds like a fancy made up job name like "Life Coach" or "CEO." We're pretty sure she's a glorified gold digger but if it works for her, more power to her. This guy comes in swinging trying to figure out what the hell she actually does, but by Tinder standards, it's not that wierd.

Prepare for this post to put you in check. Seems like it's making waves on Twitter for being brutally on point, when it comes to the emotional fallout of a breakout, and one person's stubborn refusal to move forwards, when things are finished. 

Bro, do you even swipe? Whatever you're doing with your tinder, you're doing it wrong. This profile might make your heart skip a beat, but it better not skip leg day. We applaud a sense of humor like this on a dating app. Looks like she can pick up just about anyone or anything.

Why is it so easy to notice dating mistakes when you're not the one making them? It's like this guy makes every wrong turn you could think of. The self-importance on this dude is absolutely majestic. In case you aren't familiar with this planet, this is not the first time dudes have made mistakes on dates.

This boyfriend's troubled heart was in the right place, but the outcome was one of pure and unadulterated fail. To make matters even better (somehow), it sounds like he's assuming his symptoms stem from "bleach" and not from the very likely, UTI situation. My dude, it is time to wake up. But hey, experience is what we call our mistakes right? And this guy's racking up that experience like none other. If you do want to check out some secrets partners actually keep from their SO's to protect them, that list is right over here.

This self-proclaimed "edgy" metal head couple asks Reddit to roast them, and proceeded to get verbally pummeled by a storm of soul-blistering roasts. We hope their collective self-esteem was up for it. 

What a gent we have here. He offered her his last 100 bucks! I mean, that kind of selfless, wholesomely motivated action warrants a response right? Well, therein lies this guy's biggest problem, and that's that he's pestering a woman who went on Tinder to broadcast her search for a sugar daddy. It was a joke from the get go, my dude. Love can be a blinding beast of a thing. Hopefully he's able to move on....

Before there was Netflix and Chill, there was Fencing or Frenching. This young woman's ludicrous tale is one hell of a medieval-esque emotional rollercoaster. Apparently you can find the original script that inspired the eventual Twitter thread, over here.

When this money-conscious boyfriend on a budget realized he was about to be a potential $300 in the hole, over a nice Valentine's Day dinner date with his girlfriend, he called a hot audible. Unfortunately, further reflection, gave way to him realizing he could in fact afford the expenditure, but the damage was already done. And the emotional fallout manifested in one bitter girlfriend choosing to spend her night with the cat and some crime entertainment, instead. Lesson learned, my dude. 

This guy decided to test the waters at Outback Steakhouse, and see if he could land himself a free steak, by turning up alone for dinner on Valentine's Day. The resulting live-tweeted escapade is all kinds of cringe. 

Poor dude thought he found the love of his life, and he's not the only one! I think the two guys in this Tinder-inspired shituation, BOTH dodged a huge bullet of selfish crazy. It sounds like she was parading around town, busy being unfaithful, and leaving a trail of broken hearts in her wake. Just imagining this guy trying to make sense of why she wouldn't answer the phone is an agonizing dosage of cringe itself. The panic must've been too real, when she broke the news...

Dipak don't even know what hit her. When this guy found himself matched up with a thirsty Tinder bot, he did the rest of the world a favor, by trolling the bot with memes and all other manners of bizarre bullsh*t. Wouldn't have it any other way.