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Twitter users are sharing those moments that their first dates became their last, and the resulting stories are brimming with cringe and failed attempts at romance. Sometimes one goes into a date, and just knows right off the bat that it's not going to work out. 

The world has no shortage of bad first dates. Sure, a bad date is disappointing. But on the plus side, finding out someone sucks from the moment you meet them is a real time saver. And when you get knocked down, you can always get back to swiping on tinder.

This guy successfully pulling off some Shrek wordplay on Tinder, is here to give all the thirsty Tinderers out there some hope. Like bro, it's not even that good. He really forces it a bit, but still, it somehow works out, and next thing you know he's getting the invitation for the "Snapchat add." A bit unanticipated, for sure! But congrats either way. Maybe romance isn't as doomed in the wild world of Tinder, as previously thought. 

We're back at it with more fresh Tinder funnies, fails, surprising victories, a whole lot of immaturity, and general shamelessness. As long as Tinder's around we'll have hopeless romantics trying out the worst and best of their cheesy pickup lines. The real kicker is when one of those actually falls through the cracks, defies expectations, and actually works. 

This clever boyfriend outdid himself. He managed to photobomb his girlfriend for a month, by taking engagement ring pictures, without her having any idea about it. And to make matters all the better, she ended up saying yes, when it was all said and done! Romance isn't as dead as we previously thought. 

The man is brilliant. No other way to put it. What better way to capture the monumental build up that goes into surprising your partner with an engagement ring, than to capture pictures of yourself holding it in front of them without realizing it. 

This guy decided to tease his girlfriend by posting some "sexy cleaning photos." The results are nothing short of hilarious. The photos also managed to remind a whole lot of people out there that were trying to avoid their household chores. 

This girl suffered through a terrible and abusive relationship with some jerk who got off on inflicting pain and emotionally abusing his partner. Well, the idiot ended up getting dealt a swift blow of karma years later, after he asked her to speak up as a character reference for him, to The Marines. What was the moron thinking on that? Either way, sounds like he was rejected, and went on to hold down a gig at McDonald's. 

She had to spell it out for this guy, after he missed multiple hints that she was definitely interested in him. No, my dude, she didn't need you to "fix the bed." It sounds like she wanted your company, and potentially in the bedroom. Fortunately, she shoots her shot at the end of the texting exchange, and he seems to return the move with interest. 

Apparently this guy's relationship is being damaged by his girlfriend's obsession with eggs. The man is in ruins. Sounds like he's living a life of walking around on eggshells. Yeah, you bet the wordplay came out in full force on this rather ridiculous "relationship advice" moment. 

Goes to show you never know what kind of overwhelming crazy lurks behind the next right swipe. 

Mark sounds like an insecure case of serious red flags. He's asking his girlfriend in this situation to just "unlove" all of her past boyfriends. Not only is that a bit extra, but very strange phrasing. Sounds like this relationship's going to need some serious growth and boundary work if it's going to go anywhere. 

A recent AskReddit thread has people sharing what kinds of weird and/or unexpected stuff their partners did in the middle of sex, that just killed the sexy times vibe for them. Hard to imagine getting going with someone licking your eyeball. That was probably the weirdest foreplay situation we came across while browsing through these wonderfully funny sex stories. 

These Tinder users are either actually doing a decent job at making cheesy pickup lines and witty banter work for themselves, or they're nothing short of a flaming disaster that never should've gotten on the app in the first place. There's one thing when it comes to Tinder that's for sure, and that is that we can always count on people making hilarious fools of themselves. 

This guy unknowingly left his girlfriend at a random gas station out in a desert in Arizona. From the moment of his panicked realization to when he went and rescued her, he drove faster than he ever had in his whole life. Apparently he assumed that his relationship was up in flames due to his forgetfulness.