Lust is alive and well in these text messages between interested women and willing men, in regards to Valentine's Day dates. Twitter User, @Oloni, kickstarted a Valentine's Day challenge for women to text their crushes about having had a crush on them for some time; and to share the results in a screenshot on Twitter, from there! The results we've seen are particularly successful. They'll either give you hope, or make you feel that much more content in your forever alone life.
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When you post a wholesome meme, remember that there are people out there very willing to put in some effort to undermine the message and make themselves feel bad. It's a lot for this guy, right out of the gate to assume only 1% of people find him unattractive, but what else can we do but take his word for it. Math is fun!
The following list of things guys wear or even smell like, is a manual of sorts, to life hack your way into attracting the attention of interested onlookers; if you're into such a thing. Everyone's different and comes with their own tastes, but it doesn't mean these aren't worth a try, if you're desperate! Hell, even if you're not, it's worth a shot.
One woman's inconvenience is another troll's hilarious afternoon project. Little did Jon know, Lynn was long gone and out of his life forever. But that didn't mean no joy could be squeezed out of Jon's effort. Anyone who's willing to shave half their leg for a goof is good in our book. Wrong numbers are one of the finest common errors of our modern era.
This AskReddit thread took things a different direction in the usual, pickup line-riddled forum, to instead consider the most brutal, creative approaches to cutting things off with someone. The ensuing "breakup lines" are so cutthroat that you might catch yourself laughing, cause you don't know what else to do.
We don't know where it comes from, but sometimes when you see someone you like, there's a certain, primal urge to impress them in the most idiotic ways possible. It's incredibly stupid, but for a lot of us, if a hot person is walking down the street, our next logical thought is "I bet she'd like to see how high I can jump." Here's a collection of the dumb things people tried, which for the record, sometimes worked.
There are flairs of originality, crudeness, immaturity, and silver-tongued smoothness throughout these randomly assorted moments from the Wild West of the Modern Dating World, Tinder. For all we know we're witnessing snapshots of history's next great love story. And it all started out with some locker room-level witticism...
These homewreckers running their mouths about just how much they "DGAF" is enough to make anyone with an intact moral compass, shake their head in angered disapproval. But maybe we're just dealing with a bunch of people and cheaters too temporarily far gone down the dark rabbit's hole, of doing whatever the hell they want, at whatever cost necessary, to anyone outside themselves.
These embittered men and occasionally frustrated women are suffering the fallout of miscommunication; and in that, is one person's desire, and the other's failure to sift through the noise and movement to get at the meaning of what they're saying. Maybe, if you like someone, just tell 'em. That's all that lies within your control. The rest is a confused and sour cycle of hoping he/she will pick up on what you're putting out.
The boyfriend in this scenario either has a rampant imagination prone to fits of psycho, chainsaw-wielding younger brother's chasing after imagined thievery; OR he really did find himself, knee-deep in a pit of absolutely wild madness. Whatever the truth might be, this story is one entertaining rollercoaster ride. I guess he really dodged a bullet, above all else. And he sounds like he was ANYTHING but a rude guest. Here's what those look like.
Polyamorous relationships are a trip! These people confess the emotional turmoil, fallout, and overriding pain that can come of closing one door, while still loving another, who was a part of the relationship.
