Twitter users are sharing their best "Spoiled Kids Complaints." The resulting tweets are brimming with insufferable levels of obnoxious entitlement. One of these spoiled kids complaints might remind you of a time when you were waiting in a grocery line, and overheard some whiny brat going on about how they were severely disappointed that they didn't get the "rose gold iPhone" instead of the matte black iPhone, for their birthday last week.
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Parenting is difficult. Parents often don't know what they're doing, so they have to figure it out on the fly. We've all had that moment when your parents find out that you've learned a new swear word, and have to deal with the fallout. Some parents will make you put soap in your mouth. Others will send you to your room. Sometimes they just start swearing too, and that's pretty cool. Often parents try to get creative with their punishments. Some are incredibly effective. Some aren't. Other ones are super creepy and cause lasting psychological damage. Anyway, here are weird punishments.
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This panicked mom named Christina Tufford, found herself in a race against the clock after realizing she'd accidentally locked her 10-month-old daughter, Maddie, in the car alongside the keys. The terrifying event took place in Florida, where that sweltering heat can pose a huge health risk, especially when you factor in being trapped inside of a hot car. Ten minutes into this drama, the car's air conditioner shut off, and then temperatures inside of the car really began to rise.
Fortunately everything works out, and they're able to break open the window to get Maddie out in time. The one lingering question we have though, is how did this end up taking so long?
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It's a pretty well known fact that, well, kids are stupid creatures. Kids aren't necessarily good at anything, so when they get a chance to brag, they take it. Even if it's the smallest thing you wouldn't think of as a real achievement, they'll let you know about it. Here are some strange flexes people saw in their own kids as well as themselves as children.
This 21-year-old recounts a truly traumatizing experience where they ended up "ratting out" their mom for cheating on their dad who was on away on military stuff. Apparently the guy staying with his cheating mom was claiming to play a role of "protector" while their dad was away. Talk about swinging low, man. That's just terrible.
"Chris... Can you please just call her before she destroys the whole city?"
Chris it is time to call her back before she graffitis the whole town to the ground. Yes, it seems that the Australian town of Frankston was struck by the graffiti antics of an outraged mother waiting to hear back from her "baby daddy." Chris never called, and the town paid the price.
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Marshawn Lynch found himself in the middle of a heated confrontation with some angry football moms after they found out he'd been hurling "f-bombs" at their kids during a drill. In the footage you can see Marshawn Lynchexplain himself, and it looks like things ultimately get settled down and figured out by the end of the video. Definitely a little bit dramatic, but at least Lynch ran up there to make sure "they didn't throw dirt on his name."
Turns out you weren't as slick as you thought when you were growing up. Adults aren't that stupid, and they know when their kids are keeping secrets from them. Honestly, it's kind of terrifying to think about what your own parents must have known about you that you thought you were getting away with.
This vegan restaurant owner is their own worst enemy when it comes to trying to bring in new business. You're out here snapping at customers who are complaining about being uncomfortable trying to eat, while your kid is running around the establishment naked. Maybe not the best look for your restaurant -- in terms of having the kid run around, and the way you're going about handling the review.
If you find yourself mistakenly added to a group text between soccer moms, your best course of action is to trigger them to no end by saying that your "imaginary" kid is the best. There's no coming back from tossing that kind of shade. And a beautiful touch with the halftime snacks comment.
Relationships are work. That would be perfectly fine if parenting wasn't work also. And also if regular work wasn't work. Kids will have meltdowns for dumb reasons and spouses will never learn where you keep the good plates, but that's life. Anyway, the takeaway is that everything is work but it's probably rewarding or something and here's some jokes.
This Tumblr user shares one hilarious story about her experience as a kid, ordering up "First Wives Club 2" on pay-per-view without knowing that it was in fact adult entertainment. The ensuing tense dinner table conversation between her stubborn self and family members over who could've bought such a dirty movie is absolutely hilarious.
The struggles of parenting birth their own comedy gems all the time, so here are some funny and relatable bits and pieces for those of you who have kids. Or if you don't have kids and just want to live a parenting lifestyle vicariously through memes, that would work too.
