Give these people a raise before you ask 'em this kind of sh*t.
This man has mayonnaise coursing through is veins. He is not like the others, and we need to study his ways.
He called that bluff like a boss himself. Hopefully he's since on to bigger, better things.
It's almost like these people wanted to get canned!
Some people seem to steal for the very sake of stealing!
These half-baked excuses are towing the line between making that next paycheck and getting booked for a ride on the Funemployment Train.
Working customer service can shatter most anyone's patience...
Sometimes...you just know things aren't going to work out. Instantly.
