If you ever get bored at work and your boss is cool with you kicking it with their dog, THIS is a solid idea for something to do. That being said, we wonder if his boss loved it, or fired him instantly.
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Sometimes you realize the gig ain't for you way too far down the road! These people dove headlong into jobs they thought were meant for them, only to learn that their bodies or brains just weren't on the same page. The results are their own kind of Fails, but it sounds like most of these folks are better off!
These puzzled employers must've been speechless over the CVs we're considering here. That being said. Can we please hoist a cheers to the champion who dedicated his CV to bullet points about cheese.
Victor sounds like an All Star Asshole. And the whole situation in general is all kinds of messed up. That being said, this is a drama-ridden tale of revenge unlike anything we've seen for some time. So, here it is.
This poor, freshly stressed employee was just trying to do the right thing, when he went to touch a headshot. Thing is, he did so, without permission; and the terrible timing that ensued, put him in some hot water. This is a fine example of the fallout that can storm a seemingly innocent situation, when someone finds himself caught up in a, "this isn't what it looks like", scenario. We've got more of those, from a funny AskReddit, over here!
These temporarily panicked employees share tales of the times their bosses summoned them for all manners of unexpected, crazy BS. Nothing quite makes the adrenaline surge like your boss asking for you in their office.
You can almost make out this employee's stress-sweat in the story, told. This story's the stuff of fever dreams. My hands get clammy just trying to picture myself in his nightmarish scenario.
"What about Bob?..." This guy's coworker named Bob figured out how to play the system. And he did so for 15 years! Never underestimate the power of a clipboard, and what it can do for you when you're trying to look busy. That being said, Bob is the real MVP.
Wonder if the boss actually thought this guy would go through with it. People will always surprise you, and in this case, the boldness on the part of the trucker is welcomed! Hell, maybe even inspiring.
Malboury Jones, knew he needed to make a revision on an artistic hole in his office's wall, when a few weeks had passed. The ensuing art was no doubt, controversial. But hey, he made the statement he felt needed making.
We're always afraid that people are talking about us behind our backs. It's not fun to find out someone doesn't like your personality or thinks you're weird. But when it's your boss, one of the only people in your life that it really makes a difference how much they like you, that's a bit of a nightmare. By the way, the world has no shortage of crazy stories about their bosses.
You can feel the pain of their regret in this TIFU work-related fail tale. Turns out those vaguely irritating emails from the company about crazy things like "open enrollment", can come at a great cost to you, if you ignore them.
Sometimes testy customers push employees past their breaking limits, and petty acts occur. As long as the employees are at peace with these modern times and the fiery (delusional) Yelp reviews that can come of their actions; well, then f**k it.
Twitter was more than ready to applaud, @JonQuiQui's hilariously unplanned photo-taking fail. He was just a new and hungry and excited employee ready to capitalize on the milestone of his first day at work, with a flower-packed pic of good feels. As it turns out, he might've jumped the gun on just who those flowers were intended for...
You might relate with what these people have to say about those habits/actions that appear as lazy, while in reality, they are practical and highly useful! If anything, it's a reminder to care less about what people think, and instead do what works best for you to perform your duties the best YOU can.
This employee went digging for laughs, and came up with an angered anti-vaxxer boss, who believes big pharma's are just trying to control your ind and body. It was an unanticipated tirade, and the uncomfortable silence that must've ensued when she finished making her points about vaccines being a cause of autism, had to have been powerful...
