Certain instances of cheating can never be forgiven: Taking extra monopoly money while acting as the banker during a family board game night, using illicit vibrating devices to receive secret messages during a high-ranked chess tournament, and, of course, engaging in a secret relationship with your spouse's best friend behind your spouse's back. If you find yourself betrayed by any one of these, the only recourse is to ditch out on everyone you know and love, hit the gym, and start a new life.…

It's a wild world out there — and when you brave it out into the dangerous dark forests of the online dating landscape, you never know what you're going to find. Chances are some feral, hairy, slobbering beast will try to slide its way into your DMs, or you may find yourself stalked by some other snarling ogre. Somewhere out there lies a castle in wait, holding safe the holy grail, but you're going to have to battle black knights, riddle with aged men, and deliver shrubberies before you find it…

You know dating apps are annoying when you feel the urge to tweet about them!

Watching other people's pickup lines will never stop being entertaining

It's all Netflix and no chill over here. In a hilarious act of petty revenge, this dude decided to troll his ex's Netflix account in order to mildly inconvenience her life and exact a little revenge on her for cheating on him all those years ago. That might just be the most surprising thing about this post, it's not as if they broke up yesterday; the user writes that she dumped him “A few years back,” which means he has been holding onto this desire to get even for some time. We've probably all…

This was not exactly the smoothest exit known to man...

Here's to another wild week on Tinder!

Tinder, OkCupid, Hinge, Bumble... You are the devil, and nobody can convince me otherwise.

Everyone knows a “tired girl”: those tired old ladies who inhabit a younger body that just want to do nothing but sleep. My girlfriend is one of these “tired girls” and, if you let her, she would sleep for 15 hours straight with no problems. She's more than happy to go to bed at 9 pm on a Friday night and her ideal Saturday evening is curling up on the couch with a bowl of popcorn before hitting the hay at the startling hour of 10 pm. As with anything, there will be someone out there in the wor…

This guy is not relationship material.

If you want a favor from someone… Isn't it kind of insane to insult the person who you're requesting said favor from? Bonus insanity points for insulting whatever skill or position that is allowing them to do said favor for you. You can't have your ignorant-ass cake and eat it too.

From the looks of it, people are just getting bolder and bolder on Tinder.

There's gotta be someone out there for everyone... Right?

Love is a battlefield… Or so we've been told. It's hard to imagine ever coming out on top of the heaving pile made up of masses of people who are desperate to take their pound of flesh from each and every stranger they come across. But don't despair, one day you'll get whatever it is you're looking for from the wild world of online dating. Keep reading for this week's collection of trending Tinder moments and fails from the arena of the wider web. For more, give last week's edition a browse.

The wild wild West

They say first impressions matter...better make 'em count!