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Dating is a tricky place. Whether it's online, blind, or a witty pick up line at the bar, the ways to start that dance are nearly endless. Unfortunately, some people still don't manage to navigate its nuances, and end up a lesson what not to do.

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Man Tells Girlfriend She Doesn't Work Hard Enough For Salary

Yikes. When it comes to the kinds of things that you should absolutely never say to your partner (or anyone, really) this dude just added a new one to the pool. If you have a partner who is rocking a badass salary, and then you proceed to try and knock them down by trashing them for not working hard enough, you are in dire need of a little life assessment time. Clearly, this dude's got a whole lot of toxic nonsense boiling underneath the surface. 

Man tells girlfriend that she doesn't work hard enough for her salary.
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Louis claims that his whole valid reasoning behind not wanting to tip stellar customer service is rooted in a natural human instinct to want to save as much money as possible. Um, get out of here with that noise, dude. 

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People's Worst First Date Stories

The whole dating scene is a wildly unpredictable one. Too many times unsuspecting folks can fly blind right into nothing short of a waking nightmare. Dating apps can certainly play a part in this vicious cycle. It's as if the person you spent all that time exchanging virtual pleasantries with before actually meeting, was nothing more than a work of fiction. If you ever find yourself in the middle of a date that is erring comfortably on the side of absolute disaster, then you'd best dip ship like there's no tomorrow. 

A collection of tweets about people's worst first dates. | Anthony @AnthonyMustache 00 Replying jimmyfallon Took her Buffalo Wild Wings didn't realize she vegetarian #WorstFirstDate
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Choosing Beggar Wants Friend's Car For Date, Gets Rejected, Questions Friendship

Ah, the good old choosing beggar strikes again with another ridiculous case of entitlement. This guy's biggest mistake was assuming that the car was going to be the dealbreaker when it came to getting lucky on his date. Naturally, that kind of twisted thinking resulted in one ridiculous and avoidable angry back-and-forth between friends, regarding being able to borrow a car. Hopefully they're able to salvage their friendship. 

Guy's buddy wants his car for a date, and they end up arguing about it | Hey bro, is cool if still borrow whip tonight? Yeah man just bring back by 10 time swinging thru
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First Date Deal Breakers People Have

Everyone has their limits when it comes to the kinds of sh*t they'll put up with from someone else. Factor in the tender ground of a first date, and you have an environment where deal breakers can come out of left field at a moment's notice. Many of these might ring a bell from that one date that you'd just as much forget about ever happening. 

AskReddit users reveal their first date dealbreakers | celestialism 3h Asking zero questions about myself while talking incessantly about themselves s alarming many dudes do this. Why bother going on date with another human if all want is hear yourself talk?!
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Guy Goes To Sleep, Girlfriend Has Meltdown

Yikes everywhere. This guy was just trying to catch some zzz's when the next thing he knew he woke up to a complete meltdown from his girlfriend. She calls him a hurtful liar and proceeds to inform him that he's blocked on everything. Um. The dude was just trying to sleep. Sounds like he really dodged a bullet on this one, and the sooner that relationship is a thing of a past, the better!

Guy goes to sleep and his girlfriend proceeds to have a complete meltdown | r/relationship_advice posted by ThrowRaRedditor My 20F girlfriend blocked 20M on everything because said going sleep early
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Twitter Thread: People's Worst Excuses For Cheating

Some people seem to wander through this world without a moral compass and in possession of zero shame. This can go on to manifest in gnarly situations involving heartbreaking cheating. These cheaters clearly were so far in over their heads that they didn't even bother putting together some kind of half baked excuse. Hopefully the poor folks on the other end of the cheaters are far better off nowadays. Check out some more cheating content with this dude who caught his girlfriend cheating, so he locked her out

A collection of people's worst excuses for cheating on their partners. | mar @xxhappycamper Replying that1mum He superliked my bff on tinder (didn't know she my friend) and messaged her. Then confronted him he said someone hacked him updated his current location bio current said did happen? Response don't know these hackers work Marissa
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Breakup Texts That Ended Things In A Blaze Of Glory

Some people are more graceful with the breakup process than others. These relationships just didn't work out. And the texts are filled to the brim with pain and heartbreak. 

A collection of breakup texts between partners | hand written note Alexander Im sorry but dont want boyfriend anymore wanna break-up and no dont want be with any friends. Jenny
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Creepiest Things People Said On A First Date

The dating world can be a strange and terribly uncomfortable one at times. You never really know what you're walking into on that first date. Sometimes, you end up sitting across the table from a seemingly normal person, until they start busting out all the gnarly red flags. Maybe they say something that you just can't look past when it's all said and done. From there, it's really up to you to remove yourself from the unfortunate situation. These people describe times they found themselves on a first date that they just had to dip on out of before it was all said and done. With what they're describing, it seems like a completely understandable decision. 

A collection of the creepiest things that people said on their first dates. | Dubstepface 11h 5 Awards Friend told guy not only asked selfie but posted on facebook with caption my queen First time meeting. | baconkiller1 8h 1 Award just really like mustard" as she continues suck mustard packets worst part were at somewhat nice restaurant. SHE BROUGHT MUSTARD EAT.
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Tumblr Rant Calls Out Marriage Standards

Society has a frustrating knack for creating all kinds of unrealistic standards that it expects its members to live by. In this case, we have a Tumblr user calling out society's outdated and illogical standards about how people should handle their love lives. Some folks are actually just completely at peace with not sharing their life with someone else. It's on the rest of their fellow human beings to recognize that happiness and not question it as if something's out of place. 

A poetic Tumblr rant calls out society's marriage standards. | claryfairhild Follow so done with way girls twenties are treated so done with people who literally create timetable us. 20- 24 find guy, 24-26 make him propose 27-29 get married so done do not want get 2 .m texts my best friend who is freaking out she is gonna die alone do not want see my 20 years old friend wasting her time on some guys who are not even interested her do not want see us falling every nice guy who does not look creep
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Woman Moves To Same Neighborhood As Ex, Drama Ensues

This woman asked the folks of Reddit whether or not she was in the wrong for moving to the same neighborhood as her ex and his wife. If anything it sounds like the guy in this situation isn't quite over his ex lover, and his current partner is well aware of it. With that being said though, it's really just always likely to err on the side of dramatics if you end up moving into the same neighborhood as your ex. Hard to picture a situation where something unfortunate doesn't end up happening. 

Woman moves to the same neighborhood as her ex, and then a whole drama ensues. | AITA moving into same neighbourhood as my ex and his wife? Not hole My engagement Matt" ended after found out he cheating on with "Claire He ended up marrying Claire after broke up with him. During our engagement were looking move into new house. Everything ready us move just had sign paperwork. Matt ended up moving into house with Claire.
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Tumblr Story: Man's In Doghouse, Gets Vegan Girlfriend Meat And Cheese Basket

Real or not, just picturing this whole scenario where a dude walks into a shop like the one we have in this story, and the proceeds to cluelessly, stubbornly get his vegan girlfriend the last thing she'd want, is enough to get the laughs rolling. Some people refuse to take the help that's so graciously offered their way. This guy really should've just listened up when he had the chance. We can't imagine that the particular plate got him out of the doghouse at all. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this family's heated Christmas vampire tradition. 

Clueless man's in doghouse, and then gets vegan girlfriend a meat and cheese basket. | libraford Follow Guy comes into flower shop and loudly proclaims need get him out doghouse dont ask why. Doesn't know her favorite flower, doesn't know her favorite color. This is, sadly, typical most dudes come help him pick out an arrangement Yall sell chocolates?
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Twitter Thread: Hilariously Dumb Bits Between Partners

If you've ever found someone special to share some time with in this mad world, you've likely participated in carrying on some hilariously dumb but highly addictive bit with your partner. You probably had no idea why you were doing it, and why it was so funny without fail every time, but you continued to do with admirable, stubborn persistence. 

A Twitter thread about various hilarious bits in relationships | livebloggingmydescentintomadness Follow Sophia Benoit @1followernodad Literally nothing on earth is better than repeatedly doing bit partner doesn't like 10:51 PM 26 Jun 20 Twitter iPhone Brona C. Titley @bronactitley 13h Replying 1followernodad Whenever my wife mentions being gay scream GAY at her, as if just learnt first time 14 t7 91 3,947 Rich James @richjamo 20h Replying 1followernodad Whenever my wife comes into room working
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Girlfriend Gets Fed Up With Boyfriend's Gaming, Cuts Him Off

Man, we've seen our fair share of lovers' quarrels, and this one is certainly full of its own kind of ridiculous behavior. We have a boyfriend who seems like he's completely hooked on the gaming, and won't stop no matter what he hears. The girlfriend in question asks the folks of Reddit whether or not she's in the wrong for cutting him off like she did. Seems like she had no other choice. 

Girlfriend gets fed up with boyfriend's incessant gaming | AITA telling my BF if he doesnt go work, hes no longer using ANYTHING mine (including my car AND wifi Not hole 28f/29m been together like 4 years think love this guy death but say he is lazy is seriously huge fucking understatement and doesnt even shed an ounce light on actual problem. Hes also gaming junkie-like worst their kind example game is being released, he waits up until midnight purchase game (no matter expensive) and will binge
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2020's Funniest And Cheesiest Tinder Moments

Tinder has always been a battlefield of red flags. It's shameless playground of people trying out the very best and worst of their pickup lines, and generally getting a big old kick out acting like careless fools. Of course, there are still some rare and occasional meaningful connections between Tinder users. But the large majority of Tinder is just a melting pot of ridiculous dating fails. Let's take a look at what some of 2020's Tinder highlights were. There have certainly been a lot of people using the app since we were all forced into our respective caves. 

A collection of 2020's funniest and cheesiest Tinder moments. | Today 09:04 convinced swipe right, Katie? Today 09:50 Desperation ?
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Bitter And Absolutely Brutal Texts From Exes

People seem capable of soaring to unprecedented heights of pure savage pettiness, when it comes to what kinds of texts they'll send their exes after a breakup. It could be a moment of human weakness, or the inevitable manifestation of a broken heart looking to bring their old special someone else some of the pain they feel weighted down by. Hopefully none of these texts ring any bells. 

A collection of entertaining and bizarre texts from exes. | choice men is faulty obviously dated 2 years boom roasted Delivered
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