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Worst Pickup Lines Ever Heard/Used

In a recent AskReddit thread, folks are sharing the worst pickup lines that they've ever heard or used. As it turns out, using intentionally terrible pickup lines that maintain the necessary level of social decency, can work wonders when it comes to breaking the ice. Sometimes those outlandish pickup lines one could never imagine themselves saying, actually work. Life is strange. Of course, those very pickup lines can backfire in glorious fashion as well. 

People describe the worst pickup lines that they've ever heard or used.
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Tinder Dates that Went South Fast

It's all fun and games until you find out your date is trying to sign you up for a pyramid scheme. There are a lot of lighthearded funny tinder triumphs and failures, but when things move from text to the real world, they can lead to awkward and bad first dates. Hopefully they're just awkward. Some are terribly creepy and weird.

Tinder date horror stories | McConnells_Neck 6.3k points 1 day ago ended up being double date with his mom and her OkCupid date. He told he and his mom were package deal mortified and there no second date.
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Guy Accidentally Gets In Ex-Girlfriend's New Boyfriend's Car

This guy experienced just the kind of cringeworthy fail that awakens the secondhand embarrassment. Apparently, the poor dude accidentally got in his ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend's car, thinking it was his friend, and then proceeds to accidentally hit his girlfriend with the car door when he tried to peace out. Yikes. 

Guy accidentally gets in his ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend's car | r/tifu JOIN u/AngryKitten1207 321d TIFU BY GETTING MY EX GIRLFRIENDS NEW BOYFRIENDS CAR So this actually happened about week and half ago. Some pre knowledge dated my next door neighbor about year and half, but then eventually broke up. So other day really hungry and wanted some Panda Express Orange chicken texted my friend see if he wanted go get some panda with and he replied sure
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People's Tinder Horror Stories

Tinder always delivers. People are describing their most memorable Tinder horror stories. The strange world of online dating is susceptible to people meeting up, and things going south, hard, at the drop of a menu. Anyone using the app, and going on dates with it, kind of rolls the dice at a certain point. In these particular scenarios, things did not go as people would've hoped. 

AskReddit replies to people's most ridiculous Tinder horror stories | Geeseinfection 6h 3 Awards This guy asked if would be interested dating his dad.
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Things Men Think Are Attractive But Aren't

Attraction is of course, subjective, but you can draw a few parallels. The basic consensus seems to be "don't be overly violent or brag about things your date doesn't care about." It makes sense. For some more perspectives from women about things men might overlook, here are behaviors that women find creepy.

Things men do that they think are attractive but women don't think are attractive | idiosyncrassy 21.0k points 14 hours ago 9 S Tinder squint which they think makes them look like moody lead singer on an album cover actually makes them look like Renee Zellweger smelled fart
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Entitled Neighbor Chops Down Family's Tree, Costs Her $700K

This entitled neighbor sounds like she was a total nightmare. Apparently, she lost a tree of her own, and within the misery of that experience, she decided to try and take it out on someone else. So, she went and chopped down another person's tree, which just so happened to be a Sequoia that was worth hundreds of thousands of dollars. The pro revenge was successfully had thanks to the watchful eye of a wildlife camera. 

Guy's ex chops down his tree, and it ends up costing her $700,000 | r/ProRevenge JOIN u/j3r3my_r_c00k 2h EK chops down my tree costs her £500,000 700,000) Its been 2 years and can finally post about this. this is juicy so get ready. Background information live an old and big manor has been split into 3 attached houses houses are about 150 years old and where built around 5 huge giant sequoias which were about 200 years old UK giant sequoias are very rare and 2 our garden up house price by about
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Tinder Triumphs And Failures Of Epic Proportions

Tinder is an bottomless pit of hopeless romantics and cheesy pickup line peddlers all playing around with one another, and on occasion, taking it seriously. You're just as apt to find yourself in the middle of an absolutely absurd conversation, as you are in one with someone who seems like they could actually be a meaningful connection. These triumphs and failures didn't fail to keep us entertained in the slightest. 

A collection of wins and fails from different people on Tinder | Rachel, 20 1 mile away active 14 minutes ago About Rachel tbh just want get some free chipotle out this | Samantha, 21 7 miles away Active 1 day ago Standing tall at 5'2 want do adult things with whispers* taxes *panting softly* pay mortgage *moans* make sure turned off all lights, our utility bill fucking $300 this month
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Woman Throws Boyfriend Surprise Party For Two, He Gets Upset

So, the story on this one goes that an (awesome) girlfriend planned a big "Nailed It" themed, surprised birthday party for her boyfriend. Apparently, upon receiving this kind and loving gesture, the dude proceeded to break down and dissolve into a puddle of tears, because he wanted other people around to remember him. Awesome girlfriend asked the folks of Reddit whether or not she was in the wrong, and I mean, based off what we know, how could she be? 

Woman throws her boyfriend a surprise party for two, and he gets upset that nobody else is there | AITA throwing my boyfriend Nailed themed birthday 2 last night? Not hole my boyfriend's 36th birthday yesterday and ended up crying like 5 times over events transpired. He loves show Nailed and thought would be cute and fun plan him “his own episode" with two cake challenges just two us at home since couldn't go anywhere due current circumstances.
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The Funniest Social Distancing Pickup Lines

Due to the coronavirus, the world has taken up the safe and necessary practice of social distancing. With this social distancing has come a wave of hilarious and relevant social distancing pickup lines. They're safe and they practice awareness and respect of other folks, during this time. 

Funniest pickup lines amidst this time of social distancing | Fletchy Tags @FletchyTags "Hey baby come within 6 feet here often SocialDistancingPickUpLines
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Guy Plays Poker With Friends On Birthday, Girlfriend Rages

This guy asked people on Reddit whether he was in the wrong for playing some poker with the boys on his birthday, even though his girlfriend wanted the day to be about them. Apparently, she was quite upset when he didn't meet those wants, and instead did his own thing. 

Guy's girlfriend gets angry about his surprise birthday party | AITA leaving my GF upstairs crying play poker with boys downstairs? Not hole little bit ago my birthday, and my girlfriend had planned out whole thing Some background totally nailed her last birthday spent whole day doing her favorite things, had dinner at her favorite restaurant, got big dessert her favorite cake
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Tinder Wins And Fails From The World's Cheesiest Romantics

We're back at it again with a fresh round of Tinder wins and fails, from the online world's lot of hopeless romantics. People love to break out the best and very worst of their cheesy pickup lines, when it comes to seeing what will take on the dating app. Sometimes, they defy expectations, and actually end up getting somewhere. 

A collection of wins and fails from various people on Tinder | text messages texting Honestly out all curves smile is my favorite Awwww xx
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Tinder Gems Of Silly, Immature, And Hilarious Proportions

Tinder is the place for people to bust out the very best and worst of their cheesy pickup lines. Sometimes people fail in spectacular fashion, while other times they manage to defy our expectations for what we thought was possible, in terms of pickup lines that'd work. The online world of dating apps is a strange one, indeed. 

A collection of funny wins and fails from various people on Tinder | text messages chatting 's cheesy pickup line hate this made actually laugh out loud never tried before so l'm glad can put one success bucket
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Girl On Tinder Gives Guy Number, Rock Pics Ensue

We'd guess that this girl didn't expect rock pictures from this guy after giving him her number on Tinder. That being said, here we are. The rock pics are out in full force, and they are glorious. This could really be headed somewhere special. 

Girl gives a guy on Tinder her number and pictures of rocks ensue | dylan Details This one is watermelon lol watermelon looks sick know right Check this out will love this photo of a man's hand holding up a cool colorful rock
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Obvious Signs Guys Missed From Girls

Someone on AskReddit asked for girls to share their experiences with putting out signals to guys who just missed them. Some dudes are more clueless than others. Maybe they're lost in thought, and to such an extent, and with so many assumptions about what could happen, that they're missing what's going on right in front of them. 

AskReddit replies to obvious signs that guys missed from girls | posted by Emily704 Sat on his lap. He got up and found chair. Thanks, Andrew.
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Live Tweet: Son Sneaks Girl Into House, Stepdad Finds Out

This stepdad learned that his son had snuck a girl into the house after hours. What ensues is a hilarious live tweet of the amazed stepdad anticipating all kinds of fallout from his son's sneaky move. It's a bit of a rollercoaster. 

Stepdad realizes that his son snuck a girl into the house after hours, and live tweets the experience | tweet by Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties So, my stepson has girl upstairs his room stayed night and my wife doesn't know yet curious on he plans smuggle her out now whole family is awake and now wait.
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Weirdest Compliments People Received

Sometimes people give other people compliments that end up sounding like they could be a cleverly disguised insult. Like you're not really sure whether what that person said to you was from the bottom of their heart. Maybe they were just trying to pull a fast one on you with a roast that just sounded kind of nice. Who knows. 

The weirdest compliments that people have received | reddit post somemetausername not sure compliment but had cashier at Walgreens tell at like lam had facial structure Druid.
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