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Dating is a tricky place. Whether it's online, blind, or a witty pick up line at the bar, the ways to start that dance are nearly endless. Unfortunately, some people still don't manage to navigate its nuances, and end up a lesson what not to do.

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Language Misunderstanding Results In Accidental Breakup

We love nothing more than a good old fashioned language translation fail. Languages can be wildly confusing, and sometimes that goes on to inspire absolutely hilarious misunderstandings between people that would otherwise be getting along just fine. In this case though, we learn that this particular misunderstanding was the straw that broke the camel's back, and apparently this guy was a dang "side guy." 

Man misunderstands his girlfriend and ends up breaking up with her for no reason.
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Shameless, Strange, And Funny Tinder Moments

You never know what you're going to find behind the next "right swipe" in the wild world of Tinder. Some people that use the app are actually able to strike up a reasonable conversation that gives way to a legitimate relationship on down the road. Other folks use the app to try out the best and worst of their pickup lines that they have on hand. The following collection of moments from Tinder have some wins, fails, and just generally shameless one-liners. 

A collection of funny moments from different people on Tinder | And see Marvel fan if told currently speaking superman would tell Superman is DC. Gesendet
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Petty Revenge Tale: Sapphires Enrage Karen

Dave is obviously a very smart man. But with that being said, just picture the scenario of Karen suing. Judge could sure have a nice laugh out of that one. 

A funny petty revenge story about how sapphires aren't a Karen's best friend | r/pettyrevenge u/rosexknight Sapphires aren't Karen's best friend. Not my story but my cousin's. Let's call him Dave. So Dave (34M dating Karen really long time (like 4 years) and earlier this year he finally proposed. Now, Karen bit gold digger and very entitled person. She bit white trailer trash but fancied herself rich lady. She VERY vocal all other women family about she wanted traditional diamond ring
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Bellyflops, Wins, And Plain Awkward Tinder Moments

You never know what lurks behind that next right swipe. You might run right into an extra cheesy pickup line, or maybe someone who has forfeited all their social decency while using the app. Yes, intentional immaturity and crude one liners would seem to be a common pattern amongst Tinder users. Every now and again people take it seriously and actually get somewhere. Or, even better their cheesy pickup lines actually end up working. 

A collection of funny and awkward moments from the world of Tumblr | are looking on here? Today 11:31 PM Someone Venmo School haha Why don't get job? Sent text messages texting
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Man Tells Sister She Should Lower Her Dating Standards

Man oh man, nothing can bring the blood to a boil like having to deal with family members dishing out their toxic opinions on matters they were never asked to get involved with in the first place. This particular scenario involves a brother asking the morality defenders of Reddit's AITA community whether or not he was in the wrong for telling his sister to lower her dating standards based off the fact that she's a single mother. 

Man tells his sister that she should lower her dating standards as a single mom | AITA telling my single mom sister she should get more realistic comes her dating standards? Asshole context: My older sister 32(f) is single mother two (7m and 5f) because her marriage ended after 4 years. He is still around and pays child, but she's mostly raising kids on her own. She has been single quite some time and recently tried start dating again. My sister thinks herself as good catch college degree, well
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Man Misunderstands Common Phrase, Girlfriend's Dad Suffers A Shock As Result

It's hilarious how one simple and completely innocent misunderstanding can go on to inspire quite the hilarious chain of events. In this particular scenario, this guy misunderstood his girlfriend's dad when they were having a conversation, and basically ended up asking the poor guy if he could have his blessing to cheat on his daughter. At least they were all able to have a good laugh about it after the fact. 

Man misunderstands a common phrase, and girlfriend's dad suffers a shock as a result | r/tifu Join u/ChainedEagle 22h TIFU by telling my Girlfriend's Dad our relationship decline and would be asking his permission have an affair. M This happened last month during staycation U.K. with my (25M) girlfriend's (25F) family. My GF, her mum and her sister decided go shopping day. Her dad, sister's boyfriend and headed pub were about 3 pints FU began GFs Dad OP long have and my daughter been together
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Patient Lists Their Mistress as Emergency Contact, Gets Exposed

We're not trying to promote infidelity or try to make anyone better at cheating on their spouse, but who in their right mind leaves a paper trail? It seems like if you wanted to get away with this sort of thing, you'd try not to leave official evidence of your extra-marital affairs. For a cheater brought to justice, here's someone who left their cheating ex on the top of a mountain.

patient lists mistress as emergency contact | Posted by u/eatapeach18 3 days ago called d my patient's mistress, but just doing told oc L This happened back 2009 working part time at doctor's office while nursing school one receptionists and did all filing and cataloguing and such boring work, but doctor (my boss) guaranteed job after nursing school so 's why did This particular doctor an orthopedic surgeon had lots patients coming MRIS, CT scans, and X-rays. This one particular patient, Frank
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Woman Gives New Neighbor Phone Number, Breakup Ensues

It sounds like this relationship was doomed from the start. All she did was leave her new neighbor her number on a note, in cursive, and that was apparently enough to qualify as the straw that broke the camel's back. Honestly, this might be the ideal outcome The fact that the potential ex wouldn't even consider talking to their neighbor is a definite red flag. 

Woman gives neighbor her number, and guy's girlfriend proceeds to freak out | r/tifu u/-Lawyer--Pink TIFU by giving new neighbor my number. M few days ago met girl who recently moved into my building on my way do laundry were both elevator heading machines and got talking about people leave laundry room an absolute disaster. She said something effect my husband and l can't stand disgusting gets Eventually, she left.
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Date Has To Pay For Her Own Food, Flips Out

Talk about some wild and outlandish dating etiquette. Real or not, it's unfortunate to consider the realistic possibility that many human beings have encountered a scenario like this while out navigating the dating world. Some people are in fact out there just looking to get a free meal. 

Date flips out when she realizes that she has to pay for her own food | Hey, wann go out tonight? After did last time expect go out with again? Wow have done??9 made pay my own food and drink while paid only yours wtf
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Guy Creates PowerPoint Presentation For Tinder Match

And people say romance is dead? This guy must've been at the forefront of people rolling out PowerPoint presentations on Tinder to try and impress their matches, because this particular presentation is A+ work. He really sealed the deal when he brought up the fact that his cat might not be able to handle her leaving. 

Guy makes a PowerPoint presentation for his Tinder match, and it goes well | live Chicago D: noooo0o don't read people's little profiles do Hey. do. just forgot lol look dumb now loi lol Haha sorry text messages
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Dude Abandons Girlfriend On Top Of Mountain To Watch Football

This dude asked the people of Reddit whether or not he was in the wrong for abandoning his girlfriend on top of a mountain, because he had to catch the game. A game we might add that was a Jets game. And he just watched it in the car. Seems like he could've benefited from keeping his cool, being patient, and also recognizing that the big "emotional outburst" was entirely created by him. 

Guy abandons his girlfriend on top of a mountain to watch the football game | AITA abandoning my girlfriend on top mountain know this sounds bad but hear out on this one wasn't even big mountain. Basically l've been going on hikes alone on weekend mornings while my girlfriend eats pancakes. On Sunday went do peak 's easy if vet like but still takes few hours went early so could be back football game at one could not miss this game. So woke up early go and my girlfriend gets up with and is like
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Tumblr Post: Humans Fail At Accurately Identifying Flirting

If you've ever felt like the struggle is painfully real for you when it comes to identifying flirting, this quick Tumblr thread is here to reassure you that you are not alone. No, it turns out that studies have been conducted showing that humans are generally challenged when it comes to being able to identify actual flirting signals. Yeah, we're not out here reading minds. Facial expressions, underlying social habits of different individuals in different situations make for a disorienting melting pot, where it's pretty much impossible to tell what's going on. 

Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this Tumblr post about humans' willful ignorance. We're terribly forgetful creatures. 

A quick Tumblr post about how humans are terrible at identifying flirting | teaboot number times have been delighted by witty banter only find out later Flirting" is both unfortunate and disappointing. teaboot "haha so about guy, huh about him "Well seemed super into him why dude were flirting all night"
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Tumblr Thread: People Fail At Identifying Flirting

It's hard to identify the signs, sometimes. Yes, sometimes we mistake perfectly innocent tomfoolery for romantic advances. It's okay though, many of us can get caught up in that confusion at one point or another. Check out another gem from Tumblr with this Tumblr thread about hilarious drama club mishaps.

A Tumblr thread about how people fail miserably at flirting | teaboot number times have been delighted by witty banter only find out later Flirting" is both unfortunate and disappointing. teaboot "haha so about guy, huh?"
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People's Most Brutal Breakup Lines

They're like pickup lines but only used for breakups. Nobody was holding back in this particular AskReddit thread. Can't say that we're surprised. People can get pretty dang ruthless when anger and despair are through the roof, and heartbreak's taken the mic to air out its grievances in clever ways. 

People describe their most brutal breakup lines in an AskReddit thread | _iPood_ 4h Hey baby, are tunnel? Because breaking up.
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Broke Ex Whines About Free Pizza

Man, oh, man, this dude is a walking red flag. He bothers his ex about getting help during a rough time, and when she actually pulls through and gets the dude a giant pizza, he pitches a fit! Truly surreal. Check out another case of painfully obnoxious entitlement with this rude choosing beggar who got more than he bargained for.

A broke ex complains about getting a free pizza | Ordered pizza Its large Should have leftovers few 8:06 PM days Why did do like 8:06 PM Do 8:07 PM gonna ask soda 8:07 PM O sorry just trying help not feeling good so kind just out 8:08 PM
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Aggressive Girlfriend Steals From Bank Account, Pro Revenge Ensues

What a fine example of how those liars of the world just can't argue with that sweet video evidence. This girl was a real piece of work. Fortunately, the pro revenge was successful. 

A fairly aggressive girlfriend steals from a guy's bank account, so her academic career takes a nosedive | r/ProRevenge u/justwaititgetsbetter 2d Join 8 N 7 e 3 "Fairly aggressive" girlfriend stole my bank account, so sent her academic career into nosedive senior at large state university. This happened first semester my freshman year selected an honors-type program placed co-ed dorm building with every other student program. As dumb freshman rushed into
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