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No one is safe. 

Joe is the real MVP. Gotta love this dude's commitment to maintaining a positive outlook after the world threw him one hell of a heavy curveball. It's honestly a miracle that he survived! 

Buffalo Bills Safety, Jordan Poyer learned a harsh lesson in not f**king around with crazy. His wife decided to release a series of troubling texts between herself, and other 'victims' of internet personality, Summer Rae's psychotic, manipulative games. Poyer and his wife have reportedly since mended things after splitting up last July, amidst the cheating allegations; but DAMN, does Rae sound like one especially crazed individual. 

Ornery British man, Dale Deeks underestimated humankind's capacity for keeping things aggressively insensitive, raunchy, and outright extreme. Dale's bold prank to "sell his girlfriend" on eBay backfired big time in his face, and he was eventually forced to take the listing down for violating terms, AND the f**king bids were totaling $119K. 

Not everyone's first kiss is Nicholas Sparks romance novel-worthy. These are their stories. 

Good 'ol Tinder, never failing to keep things nice and raunchy. The most predictable part of the app is that at least someone's going to walk away from it vaguely uncomfortable. You never know who's lurking behind that next right swipe. 

Don't underestimate the power of discounted towels in the face of pure girlfriend rage mode. 

Taking it back to the oldies and goldies of text breakups with these.