Just a word of note here: This colorful tale is told in such a manner and with enough allusions, exposition, and allegory that Hemmingway himself would have trouble making heads or tails of it. It's the literary equivalent of eating an entire jar of peanut butter with a spoon and the phrase “Mozart's requiem on the meatflute.” is a phrase that will be burned into my brain forever.

This vengeful ex-husband had had enough of his spurned ex-wife when she reared her head one last time in a final act of retribution. The story was initially posted by u/SpurredOneLastTime (OP) to the r/entitledpeople subreddit and then crossposted by a fascinated reader to r/f***HOA. The OP tells the tale of his ex-wife's final act of retribution that saw him embroiled in legal troubles and tangled with a Home Owner's Association. His wife had been cheating on him for some time, all revealed th…

Oops.

"Diane was not listed as a board member. Interesting."

We can't believe we're cheering for an HOA.

Karen the Christmas Grinch.

Honestly, has anyone ever heard of a good HOA? Props to this couple for finding a way to comply in style.

Just your regular Clark Griswold.

Yowza.

Really, a thing of beauty.

Get out of here with that noise, Karen.

Now that's how it's done.

The HOA can be quite the handful.

Serves that HOA member right.

Karen should've played by the rules.

Buddy got the wakeup call he needed.