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Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the most elaborate pranks they pulled/had pulled on them during the holidays. People really cook up all kinds of mischievous behavior during the holidays to keep themselves entertained. 

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their experiences with seeing those actors and actresses that just ruin movies for them. Some people just ruin an experience for ya, no matter how good the movie might be. 

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the times they blew themselves away with their own stupidity. We've got some real Darwin candidates right here. Sometimes our brains just go on auto-pilot, and we devolve into complete idiots. 

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their trashiest Thanksgiving memories. The common theme amongst these especially trashy moments is one of overconsumption. The overconsumption of the sauce! 

Someone on AskReddit asked for retail workers to share their worst Black Friday horror stories. Our general takeaway from all these stories of Black Friday madness, is that we all might be served best by staying far away from stores and their testy, rage-friendly customers on the infamous discount day. 

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their favorite passive aggressive gifts to give other people. Tis the season to give back to those that drive us insane, with gifts of epic passive aggressive proportions. 

Winter is coming. These winter life pro tips might just help you weather the next winter storm in such a way that you're not absolutely miserable. Don't fall prey to those dangerous tricks like thinking that alcohol is actually warming you up, when it's cold as all hell outside. 

This is just the kind of AskReddit thread that escapes reason, logic, etc, and that's why we love it. We've got plenty of ominous news headlines and intellectually engaging material at our fingertips. Sometimes, we just need to pump the mental brakes and wander down a ridiculous rabbit's hole. Like this right here: people imagining what they'd do if they suddenly turned into ducks. Might go to Subway to get that bread, or start a duel with a nearby goose. Who knows. 

An AskReddit user provided a comprehensive breakdown on why men apparently don't enjoy fictional romances as much as women. This might answer some questions that guys didn't know they had. 

Someone on AskReddit asked for food workers to divulge their tips for what menu items customers would be served well to avoid. Apparently the baked cod at Long John Silvers is a whole steaming mess of bad news. 

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their experiences with commercials that were so bad, they ultimately deterred interest in people giving companies any business. Breaking out the loud, squeaking tires on a commercial is no way to go about winning over the hearts of someone. Or, showing the same commercial over and over again, like they forgot about it when they saw the commercial a mere few minutes ago. 

Someone on AskReddit asked for hiring managers to share their biggest WTF moments with applicants in the hiring process. If you show up for a job and proceed to babble on about how excited you are to work with your exes, you're not going to get very far. 

Someone on AskReddit attempted to shift the tables, and asked for women to share their experiences with realizing they were dating total lunatics. You just never know how someone's going to end up being, behind closed doors. 

Someone on AskReddit asked for therapists to share various facts about humans that we might not know. The results are astounding. We're all just trying to make sense of this chaos on a big rock that's falling through space. 

Someone on AskReddit asked for deaf people to share their biggest surprises upon gaining the ability to hear. Apparently the farting noise always throws people back on their heels in surprise. 

Someone on AskReddit asked for Americans to share what they just couldn't understand about Europe. Whether it's things like having beans for breakfast, or the fact that you can't get tap water everywhere. The confusion runs deep in this comments section.