This couple subjected themselves to the fiery inferno of Reddit's Roast Me section, and the results are absolutely spicy AF. From poking fun at The Vaccines shirt, to the physicality of the couple themselves; there are zero punches pulled!
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These frustrated people are feeling all kinds of rage and regret and confusion over what got them in trouble. Sometimes, it can feel like an authoritative figure (a boss, a teacher, a parent) just needs to get mad at the world, and if you're around, you're the ideal outlet.
These temporarily panicked employees share tales of the times their bosses summoned them for all manners of unexpected, crazy BS. Nothing quite makes the adrenaline surge like your boss asking for you in their office.
Ever endure those moments when nothing lines up correctly, and the universe gifts you a moment of terrible timing. You know the one: when it looks like you're doing something absolutely terrible, but in reality, you're totally fine! These people shared their experiences.
If you grew up believing that sniffling would kill your brain cells, or crossing your eyes ran the risk of them remaining like that; then, you might benefit from this list. Parents are capable of filling our childish, unknowing minds with all manners of misguided, outright dishonest tidbits of "knowledge." If we're lucky, we grow up, and discover the truth for ourselves through that good 'ol life experience.
There's nothing like the feeling of a sick comeback or a sweet burn. Lucky for us, we have the internet, so we live in the most comeback-rich time in history. The relatable, the weird, the brutal and the just plain funny are all represented. Oh man is it sweet. If you want to see some more of these, then check out some more comebacks right here.
To encounter Rich Kid Syndrome is to experience some kind of contained, self-righteous, utterly delusional public freakout. Sometimes people get caught up in the world not offering them everything on a silver platter. In this case, it looks a lot like, losing your shit over your private jet or helicopter not showing up at its scheduled time. No use crying over spilled milk, but you better lose it over your chopper being late!
Us humans have a knack for willingly throwing ourselves into terribly dangerous situations with heavy weights. To say that these gym rats were tempting fate would almost be a vast understatement.
Sometimes it is excruciatingly difficult to remember how to swallow. Or maybe you can't spell the seemingly simple word, "of", to save your life. It's struggles like these that tear through our crazy lives to humble us, with that moment of self-awareness, that can make us feel just a little bit (temporarily) dumb.
These are so vividly satisfying you might be able to hear them in your head. Whether it's the silence that follows a machine finally gone to rest, or the steady tap of rain on a metal roof, while you're inside warm and comfortable; we all can find that window of peace, in the sounds that just feel damn good.
These people's stories are about to shatter what you might've thought you encountered as bizarre bedroom talk. You just never know what you're going to hear leave someone's mouth in the heat of passion. These absolutely exceeded any expectations we might've held.
Toddlers are the little overenthusiastic, unfiltered cheerleaders we never ask for. They chime in with well-meaning sentiments of unapologetic vulgarity, when what we might want, is to absolutely not be noticed. These little stories from mortified and embarrassed parents, are hilariously wholesome, but also amazingly brutal. But hey, thus is the life of a toddler who doesn't give a flying f**k!
Sometimes a product seemingly filled with promise comes around, and flops--flops HARD. Folks contributed their thoughts about which particular products failed, maybe just because they were ahead of their time.
You might relate with what these people have to say about those habits/actions that appear as lazy, while in reality, they are practical and highly useful! If anything, it's a reminder to care less about what people think, and instead do what works best for you to perform your duties the best YOU can.
We've all encountered that spine-tingling sensation that just makes us squirm, uncomfortably, and not out of pain; but something else. It's bizarre and you might find yourself grinding your teeth in unexplainable tension halfway through this list!
