Sometimes it is excruciatingly difficult to remember how to swallow. Or maybe you can't spell the seemingly simple word, "of", to save your life. It's struggles like these that tear through our crazy lives to humble us, with that moment of self-awareness, that can make us feel just a little bit (temporarily) dumb.
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All I'm saying is if this kid took that silly little lie that far, how do we know what's being put out right now as a story grounded in truth, isn't just another work of fiction? That being said, the creativity is still on point, and to imagine such a scenario actually happening, is WILD.
These are like our typical funny, overheards lists on steroids! It's gotta be the best feeling, as a multilingual, to pick up on someone's potentially rude conversation concerning you, that you were NOT meant to understand. From there, you have the victorious opportunity to call that sly, unknowing person out for showing their cards without even realizing it!
These flabbergasted parents found themselves on the other end of some strange and hilarious and absolutely unexpected phone calls, with school administrators. Never underestimate where the rule-breaking, creative determination of a kid can take them.
These are so vividly satisfying you might be able to hear them in your head. Whether it's the silence that follows a machine finally gone to rest, or the steady tap of rain on a metal roof, while you're inside warm and comfortable; we all can find that window of peace, in the sounds that just feel damn good.
These people's stories are about to shatter what you might've thought you encountered as bizarre bedroom talk. You just never know what you're going to hear leave someone's mouth in the heat of passion. These absolutely exceeded any expectations we might've held.
Toddlers are the little overenthusiastic, unfiltered cheerleaders we never ask for. They chime in with well-meaning sentiments of unapologetic vulgarity, when what we might want, is to absolutely not be noticed. These little stories from mortified and embarrassed parents, are hilariously wholesome, but also amazingly brutal. But hey, thus is the life of a toddler who doesn't give a flying f**k!
Even the most well-intentioned PR stunts can give way to absolute and utter catastrophe. Every action is ripe for a fail that we hopefully find ourselves honoring back here at Fail Blog, one day. In this case, we've pooled together some of the world's most notable PR stunt fails, for your enjoyment. And we don't think they'll disappoint. How about that whole LifeLock madness? Todd, you savage.
This couple subjected themselves to the fiery inferno of Reddit's Roast Me section, and the results are absolutely spicy AF. From poking fun at The Vaccines shirt, to the physicality of the couple themselves; there are zero punches pulled!
Sometimes a product seemingly filled with promise comes around, and flops--flops HARD. Folks contributed their thoughts about which particular products failed, maybe just because they were ahead of their time.
You might relate with what these people have to say about those habits/actions that appear as lazy, while in reality, they are practical and highly useful! If anything, it's a reminder to care less about what people think, and instead do what works best for you to perform your duties the best YOU can.
We've all encountered that spine-tingling sensation that just makes us squirm, uncomfortably, and not out of pain; but something else. It's bizarre and you might find yourself grinding your teeth in unexplainable tension halfway through this list!
The following list of things guys wear or even smell like, is a manual of sorts, to life hack your way into attracting the attention of interested onlookers; if you're into such a thing. Everyone's different and comes with their own tastes, but it doesn't mean these aren't worth a try, if you're desperate! Hell, even if you're not, it's worth a shot.
This AskReddit thread took things a different direction in the usual, pickup line-riddled forum, to instead consider the most brutal, creative approaches to cutting things off with someone. The ensuing "breakup lines" are so cutthroat that you might catch yourself laughing, cause you don't know what else to do.
There's a whole lot of what you see in the movies that is NOT applicable in real life. Sometimes we will ourselves into believing that such, isn't so. Life would surely be a lot more dramatic and "magical" if the world lined up with what we see unfold in a wild script, sometimes. But alas, life ain't what it looks like in the movies. These examples of movie logic not holding up with the real world, should drive that bleak point home.
Just cause you find yourself in a moment of great, impossible stress doesn't mean that the manager -- wherever they might be hiding -- is going to see you about the problem you've dug up, real or imagined. Sometimes though, when the sh*t does in fact get real, and you're not leaving some bullsh*t-stained review to diminish an establishment's online reputation, you absolutely need to speak to the manager! These are some of those stories, that capture those moments.
