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35 Parents Share The Most Embarrassing Things Their Toddlers Have Said In Public

Toddlers are the little overenthusiastic, unfiltered cheerleaders we never ask for. They chime in with well-meaning sentiments of unapologetic vulgarity, when what we might want, is to absolutely not be noticed. These little stories from mortified and embarrassed parents, are hilariously wholesome, but also amazingly brutal. But hey, thus is the life of a toddler who doesn't give a flying f**k! 

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15 Products That Failed Cause They Were Too Ahead Of Their Time

Sometimes a product seemingly filled with promise comes around, and flops--flops HARD. Folks contributed their thoughts about which particular products failed, maybe just because they were ahead of their time. 

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16 Things That Are Considered Lazy While They're Actually Useful And Practical

You might relate with what these people have to say about those habits/actions that appear as lazy, while in reality, they are practical and highly useful! If anything, it's a reminder to care less about what people think, and instead do what works best for you to perform your duties the best YOU can. 

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15 Non-Painful Sensations People Just Can't Stand

We've all encountered that spine-tingling sensation that just makes us squirm, uncomfortably, and not out of pain; but something else. It's bizarre and you might find yourself grinding your teeth in unexplainable tension halfway through this list!

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12 Ladies Share Things Guys Wear That Attracts Their Attention

The following list of things guys wear or even smell like, is a manual of sorts, to life hack your way into attracting the attention of interested onlookers; if you're into such a thing. Everyone's different and comes with their own tastes, but it doesn't mean these aren't worth a try, if you're desperate! Hell, even if you're not, it's worth a shot. 

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23 Creatively Ruthless People Share Their Best Breakup Lines

This AskReddit thread took things a different direction in the usual, pickup line-riddled forum, to instead consider the most brutal, creative approaches to cutting things off with someone. The ensuing "breakup lines" are so cutthroat that you might catch yourself laughing, cause you don't know what else to do. 

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10 Flabbergasted People Share When They Seriously Needed To Speak To A Manager

Just cause you find yourself in a moment of great, impossible stress doesn't mean that the manager -- wherever they might be hiding -- is going to see you about the problem you've dug up, real or imagined. Sometimes though, when the sh*t does in fact get real, and you're not leaving some bullsh*t-stained review to diminish an establishment's online reputation, you absolutely need to speak to the manager! These are some of those stories, that capture those moments. 

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29 Parents Share The Creepiest Things Their (Evil) Kids Have Said To Them

Kids just say the darndest things sometimes, man. We need explanations for some of these. What in the actual shit was that whole Angel Man thing about. 

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20 Painfully Obvious Scams That Millions Of People Still Fall Victim To

Sometimes, it's easier to will ourselves into believing a blatant lie, cause it's just that--easier. Unpacking and deconstructing a lie (scam), can be exhaustive, require effort, and very little at that; but, it does. Without it, we can find ourselves in the middle of getting forked around by a pyramid scheme we set out to play into with the best of personal intentions; without knowing what was actually happening. 

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15 Deceptive Ways Employees Appear Busy At Work While Doing Fun Stuff Outside The Job

These employees are here to share with you their methods for projecting an image in the workplace of important business matters, while in reality, you're entertaining your brain with something outside the job description/requirements. Sometimes, accomplishing what you want in the confines of a job, is all about providing a certain appearance. It's up to you, whether or not you own up to what you're doing, if you get caught in the act! 

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19 Mind-Boggling Facts That Totally Changed People's Perspectives On Life

Sometimes one bit of knowledge can turn your world as you know it, inside out, and open your eyes to another one you never knew existed. There's so much out there that we can sink the teeth of our hungry minds into, if we don't lose our appetite along the way. These 19 mind-boggling facts might rock you to your very core. 

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18 Obvious Hints From Women That Men Have Failed To Pick Up On

These embittered men and occasionally frustrated women are suffering the fallout of miscommunication; and in that, is one person's desire, and the other's failure to sift through the noise and movement to get at the meaning of what they're saying. Maybe, if you like someone, just tell 'em. That's all that lies within your control. The rest is a confused and sour cycle of hoping he/she will pick up on what you're putting out. 

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28 Disgruntled People Share The Sh*ttiest Gifts They've Ever Received

These people need to seriously rework their gift-giving approach. You have to try hard to be THIS BAD at gifts. 

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30 Astonished Employees Share The Craziest Stunts They've Seen Coworkers Get Away With

You never know what's going on behind the scenes of an employee tearing at the seams, or falling apart before your very eyes. And along that vein, if they're still managing to get their work done, and remain productive; companies display a remarkable capacity for exercising tolerance. Sometimes, you really are just a number, and long as you're pulling your weight on that level, and pushing their cash cow down the road; they're indifferent. 

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14 Rattled Zookeepers Share The Craziest Things They've Seen Animals Do

These zookeepers experienced some alarmingly close brushes with unexpectedly dangerous animals. Whatever you might see in an animal's appearance is just that; it's what's taking place in the brain that occupies their skull, you need be wary of. With no way to understand animals on a verbal level, we've gotta fall back on our crazy thing called an animal instinct. 

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21 Defense Lawyers Share What It's Like Defending Guilty Clients

Defense lawyers have some steeled resolve. They wrestle with all kinds of crazed revelations from people looking to live their lives outside the cold metal bars that a law-abiding society would possibly, like to see them behind. In the case of these guilty clients, you're apt to learn a thing or two, about what you can expect from a defense lawyer, if you ever find yourself in need of one. 

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