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AskReddit is a popular subreddit on Reddit that allows any user to post interesting questions for anyone to answer, often generating funny discussion threads. These are their stories. 

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People Share Their Favorite Insults

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their favorite insults. You might just want to pack one or a few of these in your arsenal, for the next time you want to try out a nasty and creative insult on someone. 

A collection of AskReddit replies to people sharing their favorite insults | admire everyone who hasn't met yet
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Pizza Delivery Drivers Share Their Worst Places

Someone on AskRedditasked for pizza delivery drivers to share their worst experiences and testiest customers. Basically, pizza delivery drivers deserve way more compensation for all their hard work!

A collection of AskReddit replies to pizza delivery drivers sharing their nightmare places | AreNotOnFire used be delivery driver Pizza Hut used work Sunday afternoon shifts and would have same man order supreme pizza every week always one deliver his order because most time only driver on duty at time day. Alan nice, quiet man who had lovely front porch. One day didn't take his delivery some reason. Poor Marvon took delivery instead on day Alan decides open door stark naked. Alan wa
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Men Share The Line In The Sand Crossed By Their Exes

Someone on AskReddit asked for men to share their line in the sand, and when it was crossed by their exes. Everyone has their breaking point, and some people possess a staggering disregard for maintaining the kind of decency that respects those breaking points. 

A collection of AskReddit replies to men sharing what their line in the sand was with exes | Installed tracking apps on my phone, and found like clearly staring at zero doubt) doubles down and lies about
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The Most Savage Things Teachers Said To Students

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the most savage things they've heard teachers say to students. We're not sure whether the savagery comes from teachers just being fed up with all the stresses of grading papers and keeping students in line, or what. All we know is these rare insults from teachers deserve some high marks. 

Screen grabs from AskReddit replies about the most savage things that teachers have ever said to students | Text - 19h areaditor This happened to a friend of mine In a chem class the teacher was explaining the process by which atoms become ions. He said that metals lose electrons while nonmetals gain electrons. He summarized the point and said: "nonmetals are gainers and metals are losers" after a quick scan of the room he turns to my friend and says: "I guess you are a metal then"
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The Funniest Insults People Have Heard

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the funniest insults they've ever heard. These are right in line with those "rare insults" lists we like to run. You've got to appreciate it when people take a creative approach to the insult/banter game. 

A collection of AskReddit replies to what people think are the funniest insults | Your family tree must be a cactus because everyone on it is a prick
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HR Employees Share Their Nightmare Cases

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their biggest HR nightmare cases. These people are generally off their rocker! Sometimes an employee throws an HR employee such a curveball, that they really don't know what to do with it. 

A collection of AskReddit replies to Human Resource workers and employees sharing their biggest HR nightmares | VoidDrinker 6h had one employee submit form increase her own salary, she also forged her manager's signature Like real?
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People Share Their Favorite Gordon Ramsay Insults

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their favorite insults from Gordon Ramsay. Gordon Ramsay's reputation for delivering absolutely brutal, razor-sharp insults is clearly well-deserved. Would not want to be caught up on the other end of any of these insults from Gordon Ramsay. 

A collection of AskReddit replies to what people see as their favorite Gordon Ramsay insults | thiswasyouridea never, ever, ever met someone l believe as little as you
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Service Members Share Their Worst Military Wife Stories

Someone on AskReddit asked for service members to share the worst of their "military wife" stories. The resulting stories are filled to the brim with brutal acts of infidelity. These are just plain old sad. We hope the service members affected by these cheaters have moved on and found people to treat them better in life. 

Service members share their worst military wife stories on an AskReddit thread | tobiasfunke6398 3d Got back an 8th month deployment. Buddies wife six months pregnant
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Times Gravity Gave People The Middle Finger

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the times that gravity ended up being a big jerk to them. You can fight it all you want, but gravity always wins. 

A collection of AskReddit replies to the times that gravity gave people the middle finger | Weaselux 4d Usually at top 5m ladder and fumble my electrical tape. 5m doesn't seem long way until climbed 300 times
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Disney Employee's Story Is A Brutal Feels Trip

Brace yourself, there's a pack of onion-cutting ninjas lurking ahead. This story will take you on a brutal feels trip. 

An ex-Disney employee tells an emotional story about their time working there in a Reddit AMA | working City Hall one day two guests came with two little girls. One wheel chair and other one looked like she had just seen death. Both were cut and bruised and one wheelchair had her arm cast two women were actually nurses hospital and were asking refund on girl's tickets, something avoided doing at all costs asked why they told story two girls were with their mom and dad at Epcot and on way home
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Effective Psychological Hacks Used On People

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their most effective psychological tricks. The brain is a curious device, and it's remarkable just how easy it can be to press its buttons in your favor, with the right words/actions. Apparently an effective way to befriend people is to ask them for a favor. How about that! 

A group of AskReddit users share their favorite psychological tricks to use on other people | Fasthomeslowcar 7h told our children their hands turn red they lie, two oldest show their hands, youngest looks at hers busted!
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Real-World Lessons Knocking Sense Into Spoiled Rich Kids (21 Stories)

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share those times they witnessed the real world give a spoiled rich kid a brutal reality check. It can be hard for some folks to learn that the world isn't there to answer their every wish. Daddy's money can't buy everything. 

A collection of AskReddit replies to times the real world put rich kids in a reality check | Sickofitblonde 47m At Starbucks and she thought apparently people gave her parents free drinks and such her all these years. Like cashier told her total and she said Wait don't get free She never realized her parents swiping their cards all those years paying her things guess.
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People That Noped Out Of Job Interviews

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share why they felt compelled to quit the job interview process. Sometimes the red flags are just too bright and numerous to ignore during the job interview process. 

A collection of AskReddit replies to why people would quit during the job interview process.
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Employee Gets Collectible Can Of Coke For Secret Santa, Drinks It

This employee was gifted a very old can of Coke that definitely sounds like it was a sugary toxic waste dump. And like any rational human being, they decided to drink it. The good news here is that they somehow didn't get sick from the 35-year-old can of Coke. Definitely didn't see things going that way. 

Employee gets gifted a very old collectible can of Coke for Secret Santa, and they proceed to drink it.
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American Issues That People Are Too European To Understand

Someone on AskReddit asked for Europeans to share those American issues that they quite simply, can't understand. From things like drinking/not drinking the tap water, to more complex issues like the healthcare system, this stirred up quite the interesting discussion on American issues in general. 

A collection of AskReddit replies to American issues that people are too European to fully understand.
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The Stupidest Encounters People Had With The Law

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their stupidest encounters with not following the law. The following acts of criminal behavior exceeded our expectations, as far as acts of stupidity go. Some people really are devoid of all common sense. 

AskReddit replies to the stupidest encounters that people had with the law.
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