Yar, Wishin' Ye a Festive 'Talk Like a Pirate Day!'

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Yar, Wishin' Ye a Festive 'Talk Like a Pirate Day!'
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May ya' freebooters an' picaroons' bellies be stuff'd ta' the rullocks with rum an' arrack this fine evenin'! Wednesdays be damn'd! If it's Friday in yer mind's eye, it's Friday 'cross all the Seven Seas!!!

From the Bad News Department

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From the Bad News Department
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Sorry to burst your bubble, guys.