That's about accurate. Everyone's predicting the heatwavepocalypse and in the Northwest we're just like lolwut? Fetch the umbrella.
~Office Lackey Jack
In other news, metro Vancouver has gone silent after reports of giant arachnid attack.
Fed up with the government shutdown, NOAA employees have taken to putting subtle messages in their official forecasts.
The weather for Saturday will be... bleak? Am I reading that right? Yes. Bleak.