It'll be 95 in New York City, 98 in Los Angeles, and 793 on Venus. Back to you, Jeff!
That's about accurate. Everyone's predicting the heatwavepocalypse and in the Northwest we're just like lolwut? Fetch the umbrella.
~Office Lackey Jack
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