That's about accurate. Everyone's predicting the heatwavepocalypse and in the Northwest we're just like lolwut? Fetch the umbrella.
~Office Lackey Jack
The weather for Saturday will be... bleak? Am I reading that right? Yes. Bleak.
This reporter is better than me, I don't know if that kind of stupidity is worth saving.
In other news, metro Vancouver has gone silent after reports of giant arachnid attack.