If they're going to fire you, the least they could do is get you some extra-spicy sauce to drown out your sorrows. The nerve...
-Water Cooler Chris
Windows programs: Hit close, program takes eight minutes to close because of junk scripts and bad memory issues.
Apple programs: Well, just take a look above.
Linux programs: Search on various internet forums to figure out how to close a program for twenty minutes, at which point you realize you forgot to add the extra .dll which adds the logout shortcut. Once installed, closes perfectly every time.